I literally had a very articulate, though highly impaired, homeless man say to me, “Smokey! I love you! What’s happening with Jacob?”… — Titus Welliver Copy Share Image
Cotton balls is an example of something I would buy, but not want to have as a nickname. Cinnamon buns, on the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know that most domesticated animals aren't indigenous to this country. So guess what, cat? You can beat it. Go back to… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
People in college, if you're getting recognized for getting good grades, you're finally famous. If you get recognized for playing the drums,… — Big Sean Copy Share Image
I understand that, today, some developers are asking architects to design eye-catching, iconic buildings. Fortunately, I've not had that kind of client… — Fumihiko Maki Copy Share Image
The problem was, I was labeled as trouble - so I was like, 'Trouble? I'll show you trouble. You want trouble, well… — Pink Copy Share Image
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
M is for Marx And clashing of classes And movement of masses And massing of asses. — Cyril Connolly Copy Share Image
A lot of people relate my success now with The Voice, and it has nothing to do with that. I've definitely worked… — Melanie Martinez Copy Share Image
We do need knowledge. And perhaps in a thousand years we might pick smaller cliffs to jump off. The books are to… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
No one is talking about the man behind the ass. It was a lot of 'Miley twerks on Robin Thicke,' but never,… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
After becoming established as a surfboard manufacturer and surf film producer whose films were shown on TV, all of a sudden all… — Greg Noll Copy Share Image
All I'm saying is we got plenty of Texans, and people from Montana, and New Jersey, and Wyoming, or Kansas City. We… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
“If only all our conflicts could be resolved with a few grunts and a smack in the ass.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And don't think that by eating freedom fries you are being patriotic and helping the war effort. Use less gasoline, read a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When you come out the streets. I ain't braggin'. I never sold drugs but I kept a joint on me. I got… — Rakim Copy Share Image
The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here I was going to work with Pacino thinking, "I'm not going to get lucky twice. There's no way. This guy is… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
It is in the name of Moses that Bellarmin thunderstrikes Galileo; and this great vulgarizer of the great seeker Copernicus, Galileo, the… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
Fine. Sit around being inconsiderate asses…and you wonder why none of you are married. (Zarina) (Sway cleared his throat meaningfully.) Oh, shush.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I love to ride horses. I've ridden since I was a kid so I got to do some riding, which was a… — Douglas Booth Copy Share Image
