I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools' is exhausting. I can't wait for tomorrow when I can return to blindly accepting everything I hear. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the status update box and the search box around. People posting updates on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Females don't have any better April Fools' Day jokes besides 'I'm pregnant'? People wouldn't be shocked hearing that from most of you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go to a park with shades on and a hoodie, wait until someone asks you which kid is yours and say I… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
April Fools Day is the perfect day to say everything horrible you've wanted to say to people and then pretend it's a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a heads up not to worry about any April Fool's Day pranks because I'll be too depressed that it's Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
I intend to abuse your kind, trusting nature for the sake of my own moderate, short-lived amusement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isnt it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fools Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll wait until April Fools is over to inform you that obviously you have no idea where my clitoris is located. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is the day to Propose a girl. If she accepts thats your LUCk otherwise just tell her its April Fool. :) — Bubbly Copy Share Image
Nothing you pull on me this April Fool's Day could be worse than anything that's already happened to me this year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if April Fools day doesnt exist and its been the longest prank in History? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
