April fool Quote by Anonymous

If everytime you and significant other get back together and you have to update your relationship status on Facebook for the whole world to…

— Brittany Young

Sorry your decision to quietly change your relationship status was broadcast to every single one of your Facebook friends.

— Anonymous

Facebook doesn't ruin relationships, getting caught in your lies does.

— Anonymous

Facebook needs to add still banging my ex as a relationship status option.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

If your relationship is ruined by Facebook, don't blame Facebook. Thank Facebook for showing you the truth about this person.

— Bonnie Szeto

Facebook needs to make 'Tired of trying' a relationship status!

— Anonymous

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 5 it should default to 'Unstable.'

— Anonymous

Facebook should have some kind of limit on the number of times that people can change their relationship statuses. After five or six, it…

— Ryan Swain

Some people need to realize that the relationship status tab on Facebook is in no way similar to a light switch...LOL

— Adar Burks

Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook. Not everyone wants to see you happy.

— Anonymous

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and fix it.

— Anonymous

Relationships today will end over a 'Like' on Facebook.

— Anonymous