April fools day Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “To avoid confusion, I'm waiting until tomorrow to tell you I'm pregnant.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare April fools day
“You are pregnant." He leans his hand on the bed. "You're not more than a few weeks along. It's early and anything can happen,… — Deborah Bladon Copy Share Image
People are constantly asking me if I'm pregnant, but I don't like to talk about it too much. I just think about it as… — Mariah Carey Copy Share Image
I always say to my friends that are pregnant, I'll be there don't you worry, everything's going to be ok, if you're with me… — Emma Willis Copy Share Image
When you're first pregnant, you have that 'Wow, I can't wait' and then, by the end of the nine months - which is really… — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
There's something I'm afraid to say to you too early, but I'd be a fool to wait too late. — Toby Keith Copy Share Image
I won't ask a woman if she's pregnant unless the baby is crowning. We've all seen that happen, where you say, 'So, when are… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke. — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Wife: Sweetheart, I'm pregnant! Oh my God, what would you want it to be? Husband: A joke. 1 Jul — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one...So it's like any other day. Right? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude? Just kick him. How dare he fool you before April 1st. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she says no… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Hello everyone (Fools & Wise Ones)! Welcome to New Month, April! A month known for sunshine, spring vibes & it’s fool’s day. Honestly speaking,… — Rajesh Goyal Copy Share Image
April is my favorite month because is the month everyone been foolish . LOL — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived on April Fools Day.” — Olivia Lichtenstein Copy Share Image
April Fools is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days. — Bubbly Copy Share Image
