Being unemployed affords me plenty of time to devise treacherous April Fool's pranks on the people who made me unemployed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
Not to alarm you, but I was hoping you could help me procure a flame retardant jumpsuit for April Fool's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could just change your birthday to april first, watch everyone write happy birthday on your wall, and at the end of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a warning that on April Fool's Day my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up to a level bordering on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Just a friendly reminder; Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on April Fools Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bought 13 alarm clocks and set them to go off at 5AM and put them all over my girlfriend's room. She… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Just a friendly reminder Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April / April Fool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I trust you not to pull any April Fool's Day pranks because I trust you'll still think it's March. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could just change your birthday to April 1st, watch everyone write happy birthday on your Facebook wall, and at the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
