April fool Quote by Anonymous

Being unemployed is the true test of who you really are:

— Ernie J Zelinski

If I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me!

— Kyle_noni

I'm also unemployed.

— Mitt Romney

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

— Nikhil Saluja

A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.

— Danny Kaye

I'm gonna be unemployed when people read this. Ha.

— Marlee Matlin

When you are unemployed, you tell yourself that you are not going to find a way out.

— Edouard Mendy

We may at times be unemployed, but no one ever becomes uncalled.

— Os Guinness

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.

— Robert Morley

“Four years of fussing over spreadsheets until my eyes hurt and kissing egotistical traders’ asses in hopes that I could count on a good…

— K.A. Tucker

If I could spend more months out of the year employed than unemployed, that would be nice.

— Colin Hanks

April Fools' is exhausting. I can't wait for tomorrow when I can return to blindly accepting everything I hear.

— Green Monk