“The biggest truth to face now – what is probably making me unfunny now for the remainder of my life – is… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“I learned many interesting things from Delia: for example, that she and Gulya had both married alcoholics, but Delia's alcoholic had taken… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
Any consideration of the life and larger social existence of the modern corporate man begins and also largely ends with the effect… — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
Drugs are a tragedy for addicts. But criminalizing their use converts that tragedy into a disaster for society, for users and non-users… — Milton Friedman Copy Share Image
I placed myself in amongst the animal kingdom so that I would be able to confront myself actually. It did not start… — Timothy Treadwell Copy Share Image
I think God is back, I think there is a huge amount of spiritual interest in the country. And I think the… — Nicky Gumbel Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Some of my relatives held on to imagined memories the way homeless people hold onto lottery tickets. Nostalgia was their crack cocaine,… — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
I just wrote one song at a time. Kinda like an alcoholic. One day at a time. — Neil Young Copy Share Image
My admiration for the phenomenon of Alcoholics Anonymous is boundless. — Mercedes McCambridge Copy Share Image
I don't cook... I don't know how to clean... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I had a 10-year heroin habit and kicked that. Then I became an alcoholic. I drank two fifth's a day. — Stan Getz Copy Share Image
Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers... they are obviously alcoholics. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
WAIT! a minute if people who drink alcohol are alcoholics, then I should drink Fanta, and be fantastic ! — Maggy Smexi Harris Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every… — George Saintsbury Copy Share Image
Bruce, you’re an ugly and silly old man. You’re very possibly an alcoholic and God knows what else. You’re the type of… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
If you think you're an alcoholic, go to Scotland. You're not an alcoholic. These people are such drunken, toothless hillbillies - I've… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I think one of the other myths is that your environment determines your happiness. That if you are living with an alcoholic… — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
The reality is [in] any emotional situation, a compulsive eater eats or an alcoholic drinks. What people misunderstand is that when you're… — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get… — Mike Ditka Copy Share Image
“ You're wrong , I want to say. I'm exactly like you . But I can't. The fact is, alcoholics have programs,… — A.G. Howard Copy Share Image
Very few alcoholics get into a treatment program until they are at the end of the rope, often when they feel like… — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
I met [my editor] in a bar where alcoholic beverages are served and I bought her one and I told her the… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I like the hip writers: Fitzgerald, the guy who committed suicide, Hemingway, all those guys. Some of them were alcoholics and drug… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
You can become an alcoholic working in an office in Los Angeles. It's very easy to say because I do this shameful… — Michael Glawogger Copy Share Image
My dad was an alcoholic and my mother...we didn't have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
Whatever your (unfavorable) situation is, it is a good idea to ask yourself "WHAT YOU WOULD DO if you were free of… — Seth Roberts Copy Share Image
No one wants to say they hate their own body. Many are scared that if they confide in others then people will… — Crystal Renn Copy Share Image
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