Alcoholics Quotes · Page 3

Nice: meaning I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them - to you.

— Raymond Chandler

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

— Robin Williams

If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.

— Mitch Hedberg

I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's

— Dave Dutton

I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you.

— Doug Stanhope

Saying you're an alcoholic and an addict is like saying you're from Los Angeles and from California.

— Carrie Fisher

I'm ombibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all.

— H. L. Mencken

Experimenting with drugs is like target practice where your head is the bull's-eye.

— Michael Josephson

Father says hot water can be as stimulating as an alcoholic drink and though I never come by one...I can well believe…

— Dodie Smith

An alcoholic 47-year-old woman with teenagers who thinks a guy in his mid-20s is a good prospect as a partner definitely has…

— Emily Yoffe

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an…

— Willie Aames

It took a great deal of acceptance to come to terms with being an alcoholic, but the acceptance was key to my…

— Dennis Eckersley

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

— Stephen Colbert

Americans may be drinking fewer alcoholic beverages, but they are certainly eating more of them than ever before. Wittingly or un.

— Marian Burros

When people who believe themselves to be addicts or alcoholics come under great stress or trauma, they mentally give themselves permission to…

— Chris Prentiss

Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks... maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to…

— George Jones

I started drinking when I was like 15, and by the time I was 19 everybody knew I was an alcoholic. So…

— Felipe Esparza

I wasn't involved in anything. I wasn't out - you know, I know I wasn't in ACT UP. I wasn't with Larry…

— Elton John

It must never be forgotten that the purpose of Alcoholics Anonymous is to sober up alcoholics. There is no religious or spiritual…

— Bill W

What's the difference between bulimics and anorexics?" I ask. "Anorexics are anorexics all the time," she says, "I'm only bulimic when I'm…

— Sherman Alexie

I have a lot of friends who come from alcoholic families, and they aren't alcoholics, because someone explained it to them. When…

— Nikki Sixx

Working with drug addicts, alcoholics, and so-called juvenile delinquents in New York City convinced me that instead of working with individuals, more…

— Jacque Fresco

Sometimes they were together so often that it felt as though they really were a couple; sometimes weeks and months would go…

— Anonymous

I like high school and college writing textbooks and find them very helpful. Whenever I'm stuck and seem to have no ideas,…

— David Sedaris

“AA makes inflated claims about itself. Its foundational document, Alcoholics Anonymous (commonly referred to as the “Big Book” and a perennial best…

— Lance Dodes

The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time. ...…

— Stephen King

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would…

— George Carlin

I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly,…

— Dennis Hopper

By now, the corporations that dominate our media, like alcoholic fat cats, treat this situation as theirs by right... Their concept of…

— Ben Bagdikian

In my earliest of years, my mother was a huge force in my life. She was for all intents and purposes, a…

— Harry Belafonte

Because I know I'm an addict, and I know I'm an alcoholic.

— Jamie Lee Curtis

I definitely think we should not serve alcoholic beverages at the lunch break.

— McLean Stevenson

My family tends to be pretty alcoholic and drug-addicted.

— Anne Lamott

A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.

— Anonymous

I know why we're here. We're all here because we're not all there.

— Steven Tyler

I was an alcoholic, for sure. It became a problem steadily over the course of six years.

— Jordan Knight

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

— Stewart Francis

I could probably play an alcoholic. I've had some experience with that.

— Dick Van Dyke

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.

— Craig Ferguson

“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck”

— George Carlin