Alcoholics Quotes · Page 4

I know why we're here. We're all here because we're not all there.

— Steven Tyler

I was an alcoholic, for sure. It became a problem steadily over the course of six years.

— Jordan Knight

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

— Stewart Francis

I could probably play an alcoholic. I've had some experience with that.

— Dick Van Dyke

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.

— Craig Ferguson

Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

— Anonymous

“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck”

— George Carlin

I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe! jump of a bridge.

— Gordon Strachan

Americans may be drinking fewer alcoholic beverages, but they are certainly eating more of them than ever before. Wittingly or un.

— Marian Burros

When people who believe themselves to be addicts or alcoholics come under great stress or trauma, they mentally give themselves permission to…

— Chris Prentiss

Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks... maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to…

— George Jones

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest:…

— George Carlin

At the time, my 6-year-old kept thinking my character's name was "Sam Alone," which is kind of brilliant. The funny came out…

— Ted Danson

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an…

— Mitch Hedberg

I look up the telephone number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Then, my hands shaking, I open the bar and drink the leftover whiskey,…

— John Cheever

“There's not alcoholic in the world who wants to be told what to do. Alcoholics are sometimes described as egomaniacs with inferiority…

— Anthony Kiedis

I like high school and college writing textbooks and find them very helpful. Whenever I'm stuck and seem to have no ideas,…

— David Sedaris

It is strange that a person may find it easy to protect himself from: eating Haraam, oppression and injustice, adultery, theft, drinking…

— Ibn Taymiyyah

Western movies always seemed to show Indian women washing clothes at the creek and men with a tomahawk or spear in their…

— Wilma Mankiller

Epicurus thought that friendship and conviviality, which require present attention rather than being in an alcoholic stupor, as well as trying to…

— Catherine Wilson

I like to quote Homer Simpson: 'I'm like a chocoholic except for alcohol.' I come from a long line of alcoholics. It's…

— Moby

Well, I've thought about donating, but they get so many damn donations already. I read about one foundation that raised over 100…

— Zach Braff

Wine is the most noble and beneficial of alcoholic drinks. Wine is for the sedentary whose work is thinking. Natural wines have…

— Arthur Brisbane

We were looking for someone who could get the film [Filth] made at that kind of level, with the finance we wanted,…

— Irvine Welsh

If you find a path with no obstacles, it likely leads nowhere.

— Catherine DeVrye

It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.

— Patton Oswalt

I think that I'm coming off as the biggest alcoholic in the world.

— Viola Davis

I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is…

— Anonymous

Because Brenda [Carlin] had a drinking problem along with the coke, she had to hit bottom first. Most alcoholics do. And for…

— George Carlin

It's strange. You never start out life with the intention of becoming a bankrupt or an alcoholic or a cheat and a…

— Raymond Carver

[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking.

— Auguste Piccard

If you’re an alcoholic or a drug addict, we flirt with death. We pull ourselves to the brink of destruction and if…

— Anthony Hopkins

Multi-taskers often think they are like gym rats, bulking up their ability to juggle tasks, when in fact they are like alcoholics,…

— Clay Shirky

An alcoholic will steal your wallet and lie to you. A drug addict will steal your wallet and then help you look…

— David Sheff

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most…

— Thomas de Quincey

I've got a 15-year old son and a 10-year old daughter, and if they were going to do one of the following…

— Pete Rose

The federal government cannot maintain a budget surplus any more than an alcoholic can leave a fresh bottle of whiskey untouched in…

— Ron Paul

I found the prospect daunting, but somehow comforting, too, because the counselors insisted it could be done, and, after all, many of…

— Craig Ferguson

My dad was a good man but an emotionally absent father, and so I had to look for that male attention somewhere…

— Jim Hamilton

Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got…

— Carre Otis