Airports Quotes · Page 6

I'm not going to stop talking to people who come up to me in an airport. I'm not going to worry about…

— Rob Lowe

There is a bomb on board, we are meeting their demands, we are heading back to the airport.

— Ziad Jarrah

For a long while, I was really against Twitter. I mean, who cares if I'm in an airport or had broccoli for…

— Shantel VanSanten

It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport…

— Doug Stanhope

Waiting for inspiration is like standing at the airport waiting for a train.

— Leigh Michaels

When I'm lying drunk at an airport the press call me Irish... but when I win an Oscar, I'm classified as British.

— Brenda Fricker

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

— Kristen Schaal

I love Cheetos, those hot, spicy kind. And chocolate. Every time I'm in the airport I'm buying Cheetos and eating them on…

— Alessandra Ambrosio

I recently had a few days off while shooting a movie in Budapest, so I took a cab from the set to…

— Cory Monteith

I find airports to be purgatorial in many ways. I mean, even from the basics of the design: you know, this sort…

— Jonathan Miles

I had to stop traveling alone because I missed so many planes. When somebody runs up to you in the airport and…

— Iyanla Vanzant

In most instances, at all costs, do NOT check a bag. Especially during the holiday season. You have more flexibility to switch…

— Beth Mowins

The guy that picked me up at the airport in 1985 when I was out in L.A. for my first audition was…

— Scott Bakula

I'm coming out with a wine... I'm actually a restaurateur. I have Famous Famiglia Pizzeria that has opened up in the Sacramento…

— NeNe Leakes

Sometimes I'm dragging my ass out to the airport at 8 a.m. on a Saturday and I'm wondering why I'm doing this,…

— Bill Maher

There were precisely two groups of people who desperately wanted airport security to be browbeaten into giving suspicious passengers a pass: terrorists…

— Ann Coulter

Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and…

— Mitch Hedberg

The modern world has created airports and hospitals and put 10,000 songs in our pocket. It has built gleaming buildings and computers…

— Rob Bell

It bothers me that the executive branch is taking the amazing position that just on the president's say-so, any American citizen can…

— Laurence Tribe

This is critical to the region. Every other major city has public transportation going downtown. We have a world-class airport now, and…

— Debbie Stabenow

What is fascinating about a place like Los Angeles airport is that it is lots and lots of people, many of whom…

— Pico Iyer

I think it's important as a performer, no matter where I travel, if I run into someone at the airport or I'm…

— Reggie Watts

You show up in Paris, and on the drive from the airport to the hotel you're like, 'This is so cool! I…

— Taylor Lautner

He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said. “I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for…

— Janet Evanovich

All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Further south, there are some airports, but none our size. Our airport is the gateway to the southern Kansas City.

— James Green

I think we should start a movement, and everyone should just start wearing metal pants to the airport.

— Ed Robertson

With existing technology, we can enforce airport security without sacrificing our personal privacy.

— Tom Udall

“The Devil himself had probably re-designed Hell in the light of the information he had gained from observing airport layouts.”

— Anthony Price

Airports should all belong to the same country. The country of Crappacia. Or Bleakovania. Or Suckitan.

— Jennifer Donnelly

As anyone who has ever fallen foul of an airport, a conventional hospital or a bad restaurant knows, misery is made up…

— Katharine Whitehorn

I've been recognized in airports lots of places, but mostly getting recognized is at home.

— Kate DiCamillo

The key points in my life as a kid were so scattered that I was most comfortable in, like, airports.

— Uffie

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on…

— Johnny Vegas

I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.

— Guy Clark

The airport bookstore did not sell books, only bestsellers, which Sita Dulip cannot read without risking a severe systemic reaction.

— Ursula K. Le Guin

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.

— David Letterman

I was thirty-seven then, strapped in my seat as the huge 747 plunged through dense cloud cover on approach to the Hamburg airport.

— Haruki Murakami

I've been chased through airports with a screaming baby because the photographers are ruthless, and they want the picture.

— Lisa Marie Presley

Tel-Aviv airport is still the only airport in the world where each passenger is met by ten relatives.

— George Mikes