I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?

Professionals don't get writer's block. I can always come up with the punch line.

— Mort Walker

Punch line queen no boxer though. Might pull up in a Porsche no Boxter though. Tell a hater; Yo, dont you got cocks to…

— Nicki Minaj

When I'm directing actors, I often find myself slipping in sports metaphors, like: 'Don't go for the punch line here, just put it up…

— Mark Waters

“It does not mat­ter. The joke is we all have the same punch line.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

One must remember that in the '70s, Democrats still grasping for Camelot were desperately pinning their hopes on Teddy while Republicans were doing everything…

— Chuck Todd

I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional, Always make a point like what comes right before a decimal, I never ate my vegetables,…

— Chris Webby

I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.

— Natasha Leggero

I'm not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife.

— Al Madrigal

On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line in a…

— Sylvester McCoy

I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch line.

— Demetri Martin

It's hard to be a national punch line unless lots of voters have soured on you.

— Ari Melber

If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say…

— Buddy Hackett

The Punch Line is one of the best clubs in the world. It's an intimidating place if you're a younger comic, but the community…

— Moshe Kasher

GIFs work because the punch line is instantaneous. It's entirely different from almost any other form of content on the Internet, which takes time…

— Alan Schaaf

We are all only Gods joke here having the same punch line.

— Vikrant Parsai