I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
“It does not matter. The joke is we all have the same punch line.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
It's hard to be a national punch line unless lots of voters have soured on you. — Ari Melber Copy Share Image
When I'm directing actors, I often find myself slipping in sports metaphors, like: 'Don't go for the punch line here, just put… — Mark Waters Copy Share Image
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line… — Sylvester McCoy Copy Share Image
Shame about how we’re gonna die here, though. I mean, seriously. An Arab and a half-Jew enter a store in Tennessee. It’s… — John Green Copy Share Image
“The situation was so ridiculously bad it could have been the punch line of a joke, and if I hadn’t been the… — Rachel Bach Copy Share Image
Also, if you watch the film once, there are lots of things that you won't get because there are punch lines in… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
When you take a pause before delivering your punch line, you will be using silence as a creative entity in itself. — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
I'm so leveled, bro. I gotta let 'em know, shades on like a CSI episode. Throw in a punch line and watch… — D Pryde Copy Share Image
I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Ninety-nine percent is in the delivery. If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
One must remember that in the '70s, Democrats still grasping for Camelot were desperately pinning their hopes on Teddy while Republicans were… — Chuck Todd Copy Share Image
A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End.… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“Helen felt as if the whole world had turned into some gigantic punch line that she had waited patiently for, and then… — Josephine Angelini Copy Share Image
“Men lying to get women into bed has kept the human race going for centuries!” he crowed, delighted that I hadn’t seen… — Claudia Rowe Copy Share Image
The Punch Line is one of the best clubs in the world. It's an intimidating place if you're a younger comic, but… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
“If a faerie, a vampire, and a demon walk into a bar, you wait for the punch line. At Private Eye, when… — E.J. Stevens Copy Share Image
I've always felt that there's a lot of similarity between doing a comedy and doing a scary movie because jokes and scares… — Paul W. S. Anderson Copy Share Image
“FRECK: (Casually) I bought a methedrine plant today. BARRIS: (With a snotty expression on his face) Methedrine is a benny, like speed;… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
“There are times when you've personally known things to misfire--the sentence that fell badly, the dull gift, slapdash comment, hobbled punch line,… — A.L. Kennedy Copy Share Image
“What if there were no punch lines? What if there were no indicators? What if I created tension and never released it?… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“One story was about a deaf man who was driving in the country, when safety bars were lowered across the road at… — Lou Ann Walker Copy Share Image
“The true-life stories sound like jokes with the same punch line: Why did the man almost walk into a bear? Why did… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing I was beginning to figure out about Sam and Grace, the thing about Sam not being able to function without… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“I think about failure a lot lately. Staring out of city bus windows at the passing streetlights. Scanning bar codes. Making chitchat… — Kenny Porpora Copy Share Image
“What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?" he asks me. We're sitting on the bank of a stream… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
“There are jokes about breast surgeons. You know-- something like-- I've seen more breasts in this city than-- I don't know the… — Sarah Ruhl Copy Share Image
“Just like Black Bottom,” Passalos agreed. “Black Bottom?” Leo resisted the urge to jump at the dwarfs’ feet again. He was sure… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Dear Daniel, How do you break up with your boyfriend in a way that tells him, "I don't want to sleep with… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“There was a dragon who had a long-standing obsession with a queen's breasts," she said, growing breathless. "The dragon knew the penalty… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Even if I hadn’t a gag of magic in my mouth, I wouldn’t have dared spoken. Tristan peered at me as though… — Danielle L. Jensen Copy Share Image
“near-deserted parking lot, both buildings looking freshly painted and hopeful for a marina in which there were no yachts. The biggest boat… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
“I once visited a place where they killed people by putting them in a chair. Not torture — that was common enough;… — Iain M. Banks Copy Share Image
“Hip-hop has always been controversial, and for good reason. When you watch a children's show and they've got a muppet rapping about… — Jay-Z Copy Share Image
