Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me…

I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger!

— Jillian Michaels

I definitely invented the everything bagel. There's no doubt. It's undeniable truth. It's one of those things that's 100% true, 50% of the time.

— Joe Bastianich

“In the center of the table is a classic deli platter of lox and tuna salad with all the fixings, bagels, and cream cheeses.…

— Stacey Ballis

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do

— Jade Puget

Montreal bagels are much better than U.S. bagels, because there's a sweetness to the dough, and there's a pull. New York bagels are basically…

— Antoni Porowski

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

— Fanny Brice

My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?'

— Emo Philips

“a kind of emptiness existed in the center of my bagel; really it was just the hole that's in the middle of all bagels;…

— Tao Lin

The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there…

— George Carlin

“Deming and his mother loved everything bagels, the sheer balls of it, the New York audacity that a bagel could proclaim to be everything,…

— Lisa Ko

The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you need your…

— Gertrude Berg

Once I was coming down a street in Beverly Hills and I saw a Cadillac about a block long, and out of the side…

— Dorothy Parker

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

— Tre Cool

My fantasy breakfast is just a really good egg scramble. Maybe I'll add a little feta, so, uh, obviously not totally dairy-free. Definitely some…

— Alex Honnold

“This is my breakfast. Just because you fancy having sex with it, doesn’t mean I have to automatically give it up on your say…

— Harlem Dae