And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and…

The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get…

— Mark Twain

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth…

— Jack Handey

“Are your kids afraid of the Dentist?”

— Rhonda Patton

Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could…

— Woody Allen

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they…

— Bill Cosby

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

— Johnny Depp

I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.

— Augusten Burroughs

My therapist was like, 'What brings joy to your heart?' And I was like, 'I like to see teeth. I guess maybe I should…

— Tiffany Haddish

You can't escape history, or the needs and neuroses you've picked up like layers and layers of tartar on your teeth… Your every past…

— Anonymous

Men hang out their signs indicative of their respective trades; shoe makers hang out a gigantic shoe; jewelers a monster watch, and the dentist…

— Daniel Webster

Dentistry was an ego trip, and acting is a personal need. Usually it's the reverse, and I honestly don't think I had the talent…

— Larry Wilcox

So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'

— Anonymous

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

— Helen Rowland

There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own business.

— Henry Boyd

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

— Charles M. Schulz