You don't know what you're going to fall in love with until you're exposed to it. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I love Twitter, but some people use profanity so much that at some point it's like saying, 'Pass the salt.' — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sigmund Freud once said, What do women want? The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It's healthy.… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
What we need is for people to realize - 'I want to raise my kid. I want to go back and get… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If I read the small print, and I see that what I love to taste has pantonaponamene or fake smeinlioaimine, then I… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I think I am a good running back, but I'm really not that fast. There is only one thing I can do,… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
