Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That's a lie. I've got five of them. They only tell the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There are teachers in the United States who cry in the daytime because they see a child or children who haven't eaten… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
What we need is for people to realize - 'I want to raise my kid. I want to go back and get… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Some authority on parenting once said, Hold them very close and then let them go. This is the hardest truth for a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
