Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity -… — Scott Adams Anti political Copy Share Image
“that people are more influenced by visual persuasion, emotion, repetition, and simplicity than they are by details and facts.” — Scott Adams Persuasion Copy Share Image
“Everything he talked about had a kind of logic to it, but so do many things that are nonsense.” — Scott Adams Logic Copy Share Image
The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want. — Scott Adams Ability Copy Share Image
Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my… — Scott Adams Boss Copy Share Image
If I had to pick one quality that best predicts success (other than wanting to be successful) it would be the willingness… — Scott Adams Being successful Copy Share Image
Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same. — Scott Adams America Copy Share Image
“A good general rule is that people are more influenced by visual persuasion, emotion, repetition, and simplicity than they are by details… — Scott Adams Persuasion Copy Share Image
My failed corporate career became the fodder for the 'Dilbert' comic. Once it became clear I would not be climbing any higher… — Scott Adams Career Copy Share Image
“Trump’s unexpected win created a persuasion bomb that no one knew how to defuse. The anti-Trumpers were locked into their Hitler movie,… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Your brain can only process a tiny portion of your environment, It risks being overwhelmed by the volume of information that bombards… — Scott Adams Brain Copy Share Image
I don't get embarrassed by the same things that other people do. I would say that probably the biggest thing that holds… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If your view of the world is that people use reason for their important decisions, you are setting yourself up for a… — Scott Adams Decision making Copy Share Image
The most important thing when you study hypnosis is that you learn that humans are irrational. Until you understand that, hypnosis is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you can imagine the future being brighter, it lifts your energy and gooses the chemistry in your body that produces a… — Scott Adams Happiness Copy Share Image
One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's… — Scott Adams Being ignorant Copy Share Image
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.” — Scott Adams Execution Copy Share Image
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%. — Scott Adams Boss Copy Share Image
“Our arrogance causes us to imagine special value in this temporary collection of molecules. Why do we perceive more spiritual value in… — Scott Adams Arrogance Copy Share Image
“Clinical psychologists have proven that ordinary people will alter their memories of the past to make them fit their perceptions. It is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Okay, I can accept the idea that God doesn’t have a personality exactly like people. Maybe we just assume God has a… — Scott Adams Personality Copy Share Image
I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should… — Scott Adams Butlers Copy Share Image
Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“A woman needs to be told that you would sacrifice anything for her. A man needs to be told he is being… — Scott Adams Communication Copy Share Image
Our perceptions of truth are built around what is practical, not what is true. Even the smartest human brain doesn't have the… — Scott Adams Brain Copy Share Image
I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The fancy words… — Scott Adams Artist Copy Share Image
Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a… — Scott Adams Atheist Copy Share Image
Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Everyone says there's a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only… — Scott Adams Being thankful Copy Share Image
“The most effective way to stop people from trying to persuade me is to say, ‘I’m not interested.’ You should try it.… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“In most groups the craziest person is in control. It starts because no one wants the problems that come from pissing off… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
You probably think Stephen Hawking is in that wheelchair because of a motor neuron disease. But if you got as much barely-legal… — Scott Adams Disease Copy Share Image
“Dogbert to Dilbert "My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface. All I do is point it at… — Scott Adams Human stupidity Copy Share Image
The surest way to identify those who won't succeed at weight loss is that they tend to say things like "My goal… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Never use naughtiness in mixed company, unless your witticism is so funny that your audience will shoot tears of happiness out of… — Scott Adams Best friend Copy Share Image
As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock… — Scott Adams Belief Copy Share Image
I rank money higher than social life or meaning because once you have money, those other things are easier to get. For… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image