I am grateful for the friends in my life and the life in my friends. — Rock Cowles Being grateful Copy Share Image
If women were created from ribs then why do they taste like fish? — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
Thinking outside of the box is great, unless you happen to be a cat. — Rock Cowles Cats Copy Share Image
Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity. — Rock Cowles Beauty Copy Share Image
As I age, the filters between my mind and my mouth get used less and less and the unsuspecting world gets to… — Rock Cowles Aging Copy Share Image
If a famous liberal politician received a fatal swirly, would the rest of them try to ban indoor plumbing or opposable thumbs… — Rock Cowles Bullies Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Computer Copy Share Image
Getting proper change back at McDonalds: It's not rocket science, but it might as well be. — Rock Cowles Change Copy Share Image
I'd like to see atheism represented not only as an intelligent choice, but common sense. It shouldn't take years of study to… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
If you can't afford to give something away, you don't own it, it owns you. If you can't afford to sell it,… — Rock Cowles Greed Copy Share Image
Last year the vet told me my dog was getting old and I should put her down so I started calling her… — Rock Cowles Dog Copy Share Image
FSM knows I've poked enough bears with sticks and it seems the older I get, the shorter my stick and the quicker… — Rock Cowles Adult humor Copy Share Image
Mensa taught me that intelligence is a gift, not a promise. Its a tool, like natural athleticism, that can waste away or… — Rock Cowles Gifts Copy Share Image
There is more evidence to support the possibility that there could be a crack smoking Velociraptor in a pink tutu playing the… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
The secret to finding happiness isn't a matter of where you look, but how. — Rock Cowles Attitude Copy Share Image
My singing is inspirational. When I sing, the people around me sing louder. — Rock Cowles Choir Copy Share Image
You never REALLY know anyone, just your perceptions and opinions of them. — Rock Cowles Judgement Copy Share Image
The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Awareness Copy Share Image
The so-called perfect woman has no place to go but down. (snicker) — Rock Cowles Adult humor Copy Share Image
You'll make more friends with a blunt rock than with a kind word. Or not. — Rock Cowles Friend Copy Share Image
I don't understand half of what you say and the other half doesn't make sense. — Rock Cowles Communication Copy Share Image
Just because you have a Twitter account doesn't mean you should have a Twitter account. — Rock Cowles Accountability Copy Share Image
Im not perfect. I put my pants on three legs at a time just like any other guy. — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
Been there, done that, got the scars to prove it. Not that I have much left to prove. — Rock Cowles Adventure Copy Share Image
