Youth: Time spent flip flopping between being lonely and wanting to be left alone. — Rock Cowles Adolescence Copy Share Image
Being soft hearted often looks agonizingly similar to being soft headed. — Rock Cowles Liberal Copy Share Image
Just Because Im Arrogant Doesn't Mean That Im Not Better Than You! — Rock Cowles Arrogance Copy Share Image
I have a T-shirt that says, Plays Well With Self. It suits me (or at least the top half). — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
I now have a new reason for living. It is my life's goal to make my girlfriend laugh so hard that she… — Rock Cowles Comedy Copy Share Image
Christianity is like over planning an expensive, elaborate, invitation only, surprise party for a friend of a friend of a friend who… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
I've never claimed there is no god. I've simply stated I don't believe in one. The burden of proof is on those… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
I could say I don't like dating, but its more like, I backed over this glass slipper with my car and somebody… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Its not my job to shove enlightenment up people's asses, but some days I get stuck volunteering to do it. — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
Why the hell would I try to get in your pants when it looks like you could barely get them past your… — Rock Cowles Adult humor Copy Share Image
Speak to inform, educate, entertain, and inspire, but first and foremost always speak the truth. — Rock Cowles Advice Copy Share Image
For some men honor is more than a word, more than a way of life, it is more important than life. The… — Rock Cowles Best friend Copy Share Image
I've been a Mensan over twenty years, yet I don't, as a rule, go through my day thinking I am smarter than… — Rock Cowles Human stupidity Copy Share Image
I appreciate nature and I do think we are all connected. What we do to each other and our planet affects us… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one… — Rock Cowles Amendment Copy Share Image
It wouldn't be nearly as much fun if everyone walked a mile in my shoes. There'd be like arms and legs, peckers… — Rock Cowles Empathy Copy Share Image
I have faith in the law of averages. Every day that I can remember, I awoke. I have little reason to believe… — Rock Cowles Aging Copy Share Image
There is more evidence to support the possibility that there could be a crack smoking Velociraptor in a pink tutu playing the… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
Mensa taught me that intelligence is a gift, not a promise. Its a tool, like natural athleticism, that can waste away or… — Rock Cowles Gifts Copy Share Image
If women were created from ribs then why do they taste like fish? — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
