“To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Blind Copy Share Image
“Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Courage Copy Share Image
“More often than not, a C.E.O is merely a puppet whose strings are pulled by a board of directors.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Board of directors Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Altruism Copy Share Image
“A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Celebrity Copy Share Image
“A tapping foot isn’t the best a listener can get from a song: A good song makes a listener dance. A great… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dance Copy Share Image
“Being a bad employer is more of an achievement than being a great employee.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Achievement Copy Share Image
“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Ability Copy Share Image
“Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“Life entertains humble men by giving men with below average looks (intellect, knowledge, etc.) an above average self-esteem.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Arrogance Copy Share Image
“To increase the odds of being thanked, some people compliment some people; some make kids.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Children Copy Share Image
“Life’s most rewarding forms of being: Being patient, and, being yourself.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Life Copy Share Image
“If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employee Copy Share Image
“Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Advertising Copy Share Image
“When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer's dream.)” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Breakup Copy Share Image
“He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A writer is merely a reader that had the guts to be read, and, heard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Books Copy Share Image
“It is possible for your ex, your boyfriend or girlfriend, or your husband or wife, to no longer be your type.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Breakup Copy Share Image
“Ownership breeds slavery: with every single thing that you acquire, comes a new worry of not losing that thing.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Consumerism Copy Share Image
“The Paradox of Sustenance: For an organism’s life to be continued; another organism’s life has to be discontinued.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Biology Copy Share Image
“Most people celebrate the continuity of their existence so passionately that you would swear they chose to exist.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Advertising Copy Share Image
“Some hills are each only a few centimeters short of being a mountain.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A writer’s primary goal is to make sense. The bookstore’s is to make cents.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Books Copy Share Image
“In fiction: we find the predictable boring. In real life: we find the unpredictable terrifying.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Entertainment Copy Share Image
“Using money in one’s attempt to put an end to poverty is like using a border in one’s attempt to put an… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Borders Copy Share Image
“You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Failure Copy Share Image
“With the exception of a gun, starvation is the only thing that is capable of making an insane man lose his mind.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Firearm Copy Share Image
“To fail, try to please your critics. To please your critics, try to fail.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Criticism Copy Share Image
“Only about two percent of one percent of our thoughts deserve to be taken seriously.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Depression Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employment Copy Share Image
“Doing something, and regularly, is by far the best way of increasing your chances of being good at it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Never judge a kid with a kid. For the one that you’re comparing her with might have had an abortion—twice.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Abortion Copy Share Image
“Who you are —and what you have—today, is a reflection of how fearful or fearless you were yesterday.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Courage Copy Share Image
“Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“We are happy by nature, and our happiness is interrupted by thoughts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Happiness Copy Share Image
“Your average man is not intelligent enough not to fake being intelligent enough.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“With every goal, wish, or plan we deem important, we invite anxiety.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Anxiety Copy Share Image
“Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
