Nobody wants to be a laughing stock.

Italian football is a laughing stock.

— Gianluca Vialli

What is the ape to man? A laughing-stock or a painful embarrassment. And just that shall man be for the superman: a laughing-stock or…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

Laughing stock is really cattle with a sense of humor.

— Nikhil Saluja

LL's a laughing stock, cause I bit that ass to the last stop. I watched you fall like Hitler fell, and now your down…

— Kool Moe Dee

“If a lion turned every time small dogs barked at it, it would be the laughing stock of the jungle.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“Power is the best shield that the disordered personality can conceive against being revealed as the laughing stock he secretly suspects himself to be.”

— William Donaldson

All laws which can be broken without any injury to another, are counted but a laughing-stock, and are so far from bridling the desires…

— Baruch Spinoza

“A government which deliberately enacts injustice, and persists in it, will at length ever become the laughing-stock of the world.”

— Henry David Thoreau

Britain is perceived as a laughing stock and a mess. It's a very scary and divided place.

— Russell Howard

Better to be a laughing-stock than lose the fort for fear of being one.

— Rosemary Sutcliff

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

— Anonymous

“YOU WILL REIGN IN TERROR WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! To do otherwise would make a laughing stock of us both.”

— Lee Chi Hyong

Nobody sane wants just to be famous.

— Jamie Dornan

Nobody wants to get divorced.

— Ben Miller

Who wants a stylus. You have to get em and put em away, and you lose em. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus.

— Steve Jobs