Tis mean for empty praise of wit to write, As fopplings grin to show their teeth are white. — John Brown Copy Share Image
Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“She didn‟t look like the athletic type to me.” “Maybe Nemov carried her. He looked like he could.” “He looked like he… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
“You get a promotion?" "I got a polite, but firm suggestion to be a team player. [...]" "You got off easy. One… — Nelson DeMille Copy Share Image
Big Data is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it, everyone thinks everyone else is… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
“But life is not like that. You are not an airline. You can't remove a single olive from every salad served in… — Lynn Messina Copy Share Image
As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about… — Richard H. Davis Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care of our house & everyone in it, & I learned we… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Any life-form advanced enough to travel light-years through interstellar space would have nothing to learn by probing the rectums of farmers in… — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
“I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. — Mae West Copy Share Image
“To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
You can avoid reality;but u cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
LOVE, A situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you can't be the reason behind her smile, at least be the reason she walks funny for a while! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college, — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. — Frederick Bushnell Ryder Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm a cockroach when I'm sleeping on my back trying to get up — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it. — Andre Maurois Copy Share Image
Music can be witty, but it's not funny unless it's conceptually funny. — Alan Menken Copy Share Image
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
Everyone striving to be witty and sought-after, everyone talking and no one listening... — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
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