Wine Quotes · Page 81

Alcohol doesnt solve any problems, but then again neither does milk.

— FrANSIS

A German wine label is one of the things life's too short for.

— Kingsley Amis

I used to be psychic, but I drank my way out of it.

— Mark E. Smith

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

— Robert De Niro

I used to like beer, but it makes me feel slightly queasy.

— Bill Bailey

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

— Will Ferrell

That I'm an alcoholic is completely ridiculous.

— Shannen Doherty

Let's sink another drink, cause it will give me time to think.

— Billy Idol

Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.

— Patton Oswalt

“The addiction to the Soviet myth is as tenacious and difficult to cure as any other addiction.”

— Arthur Koestler

“Thus, in the boy’s mind, drink and destruction braided together. Intoxication, he concluded, was a swift and effective catalyst for havoc.”

— Kelsey Brickl

“He used books the same way he used alcohol: to pretend that he was not here, and if he was here, that…

— Joe Queenan

To the question, "When were your spirits at the lowest ebb?" the obvious answer seemed to be, "When the gin gave out."

— Francis Chichester

I was raised Italian and we always had diluted glasses of red wine at dinner time from about the age of 8.…

— Hayden Panettiere

the reward for total abstinence from alcohol seems, illogically enough, to be the capacity for becoming intoxicated without it.

— Rebecca West

Food, like the people who eat it, can be stimulated by wine or spirits. And, as with people, it can also be…

— Julia Child

My mouth is no prayer book, but my view is, I'd view addiction to these substances as a medical problem and I…

— Glenn Loury

“Beauty Junkies is the title of a recent book by New York Times writer Alex Kuczynski, “a self-confessed recovering addict of cosmetic…

— Gabor Maté

I've had every known chemical--cocaine, booze--and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for me to quit. You watch old flicks?…

— Ozzy Osbourne

God damn! Drug dealers dealin' to the kiddies, Livin' in the city ain't no pity on the itty-bitty. We try to cry,…

— Tupac Shakur

Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fucked around for a while, so now…

— Shia Labeouf

“Luke dug up a bottle of port from the Citizen's dusty Cask of Amontillado wine cellar, and took turns sipping from the…

— April Genevieve Tucholke

I don't believe that weed is a drug. I believe its herbal medicine. I'll smoke that occasionally and I definitely back marijuana…

— Christofer Drew

What you do... is you light all three ends at the same, and the smoke converges, creating a trifecta of joint-smoking power.…

— Pineapple Express

I don't smoke, no drugs, and drink red wine occasionally.

— Andrea Navedo

English wine is nonsense. They are over-priced and not very good.

— Marco Pierre White

If gossip were beer, our whole office would be wasted!

— Anonymous

The true smoker abstains from imitating Vesuvius.

— Auguste-Marseille Barthelemy

Unrecognized alcoholism is the ruling pathology among writers and intellectuals.

— Diana Trilling

I thought taking drugs just ain't you, be you. Yeah girl just be you.

— Drake

“There is only good vodka and very good vodka—there is no such thing as bad vodka.”

— Julian Barnes

“According to scientists, alcohol is a solution. —T-SHIRT”

— Darynda Jones

[...] beer results in ideas, which results in new code.

— Theo de Raadt

“There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label”

— Josh Stern

Let's drink this St. Patrick's Day like we just publicly resigned from Goldman Sachs.

— Anonymous

Stay the fuck in school, and say fucking no to drugs!

— John O Callaghan

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

— Kinky Friedman

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

— Jack Nicholson

Only a fool tries to reconstruct a bunch of grapes from a bottle of wine.

— Jeanette Winterson

My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

— Jo Brand