Weed solved the puzzle...my life makes perfect sense when I'm high! — Jeanna Migliore Copy Share Image
“Vitaly owns half a carton of Lucky Strikes, an electric guitar, and a hangover” — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civilized nightlife” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Drain your drink, come on. You don't leave a full glass in a pub. Charles II outlawed it.” — Harriet Evans Copy Share Image
Wine you talk man shake it, what? Wine now, just wine your belly. Wine you talk man work it...take a wine now. — Alison Hinds Copy Share Image
Kissing at the top, holding at the middle fire at the bottom. Do you know what is it? What ? Don't think… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I know if I stopped hosting 'Wine Library TV,' we'd probably lose 75 percent of our audience, but the remaining 25 percent… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There… — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
Only one thing is certain: if pot is legalized, it won't be for our benefit but for the authorities. To have it… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
He would have lied to himself as facilely as an alcoholic lies to himself to justify the 10 a.m. tumbler of vodka… — Peter Benchley Copy Share Image
We started seven years ago and finally released our first vintage in March. It's an '07 vintage from Walla Walla, which is… — Drew Bledsoe Copy Share Image
Millennials aren't looking for a hipper Christianity. We're looking for a truer Christianity, a more authentic Christianity. Like every generation before ours… — Rachel Held Evans Copy Share Image
The drinking was getting way out of control. I just didn't recognize myself anymore. I didn't know what I was doing or… — Lara Stone Copy Share Image
“I tried everything I could to prevent my son’s fall into meth addiction. It would have been no easier to have seen… — David Sheff Copy Share Image
Alcohol and drugs are not the problems; they are what people are using to help themselves cope with the problems. Those problems… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
Drug addition can cause the following: Lack of interest in grooming, withdrawal, isolation, fatigue, depression, aggressive rebellious behaviors, deteriorating relationships with family,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And at the other end of the bar the world is full of the other type of person, who has a broken… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The god entered some women so completely that they became immortal, or very close to it. Bacchus was the god of the… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
It turned out I had always been a smoker. I just hadn't had any cigarettes. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
This is a revolution of the mind, get your mind together and get away from drugs. — James Brown Copy Share Image
Take Texas the way Texas takes bourbon. Straight. It goes down easier. — Edna Ferber Copy Share Image
If you ever lit a cigarette in your life, you have very little will to live. — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
“I needed a large glass of chardonnay and a larger dose of Cary Grant.” — Tracy Kiely Copy Share Image
With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth. — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Now I'm drunk as fuck about to pass out, destination you're mother's couch. — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
They say "Wine is Satan's falcon,"; apparently he uses it in hunting men! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
