I don't drink and I don't smoke and I don't like being around people who do. Oh no, I sound really boring! — Kat Dennings Copy Share Image
The attacks on global warming are no different than the attacks the cigarettes companies used to use to say that cigarettes don't… — Leonard Mlodinow Copy Share Image
“Chandler could outdrink a sponge, though he had been dealing with auditors all day, and if anything was an excuse to drink… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
They say a drunken mind speaks a sober heart, so drink up and tell me how you really feel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer — Plato Copy Share Image
The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones. — Talib Kweli Copy Share Image
“(a hangover without a head to torment is like a philanthropist without an institution to endow),” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!" I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Cannabis is remarkably safe. Although not harmless, it is surely less toxic than most of the conventional medicines it could replace if… — Lester Grinspoon Copy Share Image
Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“The truth is, we do not have addiction problems. We have misdirected worship. I’m convinced every human being is in recovery and… — Derwin L. Gray Copy Share Image
“The indispensable foundation of a rational stance toward drug addiction would be the decriminalization of all substance dependence and the provision of… — Gabor Maté Copy Share Image
To wash and rinse our souls of their age-old sorrows,We drained a hundred jugs of wine.A splendid night it was . .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy insect! what can be In happiness compared to thee? Fed with nourishment divine, The dewy morning's gentle wine! Nature waits upon… — Abraham Cowley Copy Share Image
“Instead of being a gift that separates us from the animals, free will has become my gaoler. Junkies are the ultimate outsider,… — Drew Gates Copy Share Image
A high school student shouldn't smoke cigarettes. You can't comfort someone with money either. And fooling around with someone's feelings...Trying out someone… — Cheon Eunbi Copy Share Image
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I'm not claiming to be sober. I think that that would be misleading. I drink alcohol. My father has a vineyard, and… — Fergie Copy Share Image
Life sucks, then you die, so roll a blunt and let's get high, if at first you don't succeed, try again with… — Massmurder Copy Share Image
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want… — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
The voice is an instrument that you really must take time to develop. It's like a good red wine Give it time. — Cecilia Bartoli Copy Share Image
Hey officers, the only people who can say the alphabet backwards are the people who practice it because they're always drinking and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He sipped fine whiskey from a glass poured from a bottle he did not share, the better to emphasize his superior equality.” — David VanDyke Copy Share Image
“How could I ever bring myself to forget my last heavenly night in the divine town of wineries? Never...” — Ramona Matta Copy Share Image
“...And there's the Midnight Growlers, a philosophical movement dedicated to high spiritual ideals and the pursuit of truth and -' Beer,' said… — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
“Ellie officially knew the secret to making everything in life seem brighter: two glasses of wine.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The great thing about making cognac is that it teaches you above everything else to wait-man proposes, but time and God and… — Jean Monnet Copy Share Image
A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches fifty, and a fool if he doesn't drink afterward. — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've entered the world of wine without any professional training, but a definite appetite for good bottles. — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette Copy Share Image
“Cigarette smoking is injurious to health, After all it's pretty good than peoples.They injurious to Soul” — Mohammed Zaki Ansari Copy Share Image
“There is a path one takes when moving toward destruction. Like someone who has one drink on a Friday night, and two… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“after all had eaten, then Geraint, For now the wine made summer in his veins, Let his eye rove in following, or… — Baron Alfred Tennyson Copy Share Image
Do not drink and drive.. Because there are people out there… …………… …………... ……….. ……... ……… . . . . who text… — Ritzy Copy Share Image
I DON'T smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives. — Richard Littlejohn Copy Share Image
There can never be any substitute for your own palate nor any better education than tasting the wine yourself. — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
I don't feel like there's any need to hide the fact that I smoke pot. It's a harmless herbal substance that increases… — Ezra Miller Copy Share Image
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
