Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What I desire is that which would give you pleasure. If this wine gives you pleasure, I will pour it. If there… — Alyssa Cole Copy Share Image
Obama was heckled by someone who said, 'Don't forget about medical marijuana.' The Secret Service has narrowed the suspects down to everyone… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Because the pot takes the edge off the adrenaline, and it also clears your mind of it, and then you can see… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
“It’s only now as I head back home after a full day’s work surrounded by people pale with hangovers and stinking of… — William Cook Copy Share Image
“In sober moments, it shamed him to think and act like he did. But he wasn't sober now.” — Joanna Jordan Copy Share Image
2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I'm sober. Sober people, when I'm drunk. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
“The physical effects of alcohol are often one of the least rewarding parts of drinking for addicts.” — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
“One day a greasy landowner will drag the peasants before the Zembro Court for trespass, and the next, if it's a holiday,… — Anton Checkov Copy Share Image
My personality is just innately even-keeled. I'm not such a huge daredevil. Which is not to say I'm not a passionate woman.… — Vera Farmiga Copy Share Image
“Luke passed him a glass of the red wine we’d been drinking. Liam looked at it but didn’t take it from him.… — Lesley Jones Copy Share Image
“We recognize that you've used substances to try to regain your lost balance, to try to feel the way you did before… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. Many people find smoking objectionable. I myself… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
But they said, We will drink no wine: for Jonadab the son of Rechab our father commanded us, saying, Ye shall drink… — Bible Copy Share Image
Men speak of dreaming as if it were a phenomenon of night and sleep. They should know better. All results achieved by… — Lew Wallace Copy Share Image
What's against legalization in a practical sense? A couple of college kids figured out how to take a hemp plant and turn… — John Buffalo Mailer Copy Share Image
If you want me, It takes more than a wink, more than a drink and more then you think boy — Uknown Copy Share Image
When thirsty grief in wine we steep, When healths and draughts go free, Fishes, that tipple in the deep, Know no such… — Richard Lovelace Copy Share Image
There's always some promoter having an '80s night, saying, We'll supply the band. All you can drink. — Nik Kershaw Copy Share Image
“Disillusioned, people simply carried out their work as intended, drinking away sobriety at the end of each hard shift and repeating the… — Christopher Byford Copy Share Image
ADDICTION - A dictating disease inwardly created to impress on nerves. Addiction is to the mind, like lust is to sex. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“In all of my years doing this job, I have never given the drug to anyone over three months pregnant; not once,… — Kien Nguyen Copy Share Image
I didn't know how many independent bookstores had amazing wine lists until I toured with 'Another Brooklyn.' — Jacqueline Woodson Copy Share Image
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I can understand the drug thing. So they feel that it's more important to take the drugs than to do a good… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“It is difficult to feel things very strongly in a world wherein most of the time, the majority seem to be intoxicated… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“I stay away from weed because it's a gateway drug. I like heroine, you're not going anywhere from there.” — Atticus Copy Share Image
I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see! — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
I thought, When a man is properly drunk it is as though he is an a room by himself--there is a physical,… — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
“You are my wine, my joy, My garden, my springtime, My slumber, my repose, Without you, I can't cope.” — Rumi Copy Share Image
“That is how politics work; if you don’t drink wine they will consider to bring you milk.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
If California ever developed a vineyard rating system, Saxum's James Berry Vineyard would be classified as one of the best. — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
I'm contemplating thinking about thinking...but…it's overrated - just get another drink in! — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
“He never cared too much for parties or people, but misanthropy could easily be cured by several alcoholic drinks.” — Daniel J. Rice Copy Share Image
4 AA meetings, 1 down 3 more shots to go...id like to tell you what kind of liquor, but then it wouldnt… — Stephanie Vieler Copy Share Image
“In 1955, when Philip Morris introduced the Marlboro Man, its most successful smoking icon to date, sales of the brand shot up… — Siddhartha Mukherjee Copy Share Image
That's what I like about [smoking] . . . taking a drag off of death, Mmm! Gives me a sense of controlling… — Beth Henley Copy Share Image
That's why you need the war on drugs to put all these pot smokers in prison so that the prisons remain full… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
You've gotten drunk on so many kinds of wine. Taste this. It won't make you wild. It's fire. Give up, if you… — Rumi Copy Share Image
“come. when i finish writing, let's take a drive up the PCH with a bottle of cheap wine and talk about these… — Darnell Lamont Walker Copy Share Image
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