If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
I think I did every drug known to mankind, smoked crack, boozed, dropped acid, you name it. — Kid Rock Copy Share Image
Scientists in California have discovered a chemical in the brain that causes use of Windows in otherwise normal human beings. It's called… — David Pogue Copy Share Image
The eloquent man is he who is no eloquent speaker, but who is inwardly drunk with a certain belief — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
There is nothing sooner overthrows a weak head than opinion by authority, like too strong a liquor for a frail glass. — Philip Sidney Copy Share Image
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better… — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
Oh, wherefore come ye forth in triumph from the north, With your hands, and your feet, and your raiment all red? And… — Thomas B. Macaulay Copy Share Image
The consumption of alcohol is increasing among youth. Targeting young audiences, advertisers portray beer and wine as joyful, socially desirable, and harmless.… — Dallin H. Oaks Copy Share Image
Though I handled all my time, turned the world on it's side but, I guess your drinking really helps you out with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The kids accepted my drinking as a part of life. Not a particularly pernicious part. I didn't beat up on them. Basically… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“So Bruce came to believe, as he put it, that “today’s flood of addiction27 is occurring because our hyperindividualistic, frantic, crisis-ridden society… — Johann Hari Copy Share Image
Someone who is elated with wine speaks the truth on all subjects, even without meaning to. In the same way, anyone who… — John Climacus Copy Share Image
Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. I love to smoke. Smoking is fun. Smoking is cool. Smoking… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
So much for the crusade against drugs . . . all America is actually doing is consolidating its position as the biggest… — Alexander Cockburn Copy Share Image
There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Cupid and Bacchus my saints are, May drink and love still reign, With wine I wash away my cares, And then to… — John Wilmot 2d Earl of Rochester Copy Share Image
I may have to support the legalization of marijuana just so my Criminal Procedure reading can be 70% shorter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You drink wine by the glass, and I drink wine by the trashcan. Seriously, I’ll be by the trashcan if you need… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Drinking is an art, not a sport. You make it a sport, you're dead in the water, you lose everything. It'll kill… — Michael Moriarty Copy Share Image
“I only drink a little, but when I do, I become a different person, and that person drinks a lot.” — Nelson DeMille Copy Share Image
Is there a chance? A fragment of light at the end of the tunnel? A reason to fight? Is there a chance… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Not anymore, ese. What ju was doing? Ju didn’t go to work today, but here ju are lazy ass drinking cerveza like… — Sai Marie Johnson Copy Share Image
“Addiction to knowledge is like any other addiction; it offers an escape from the fear of emptiness, of loneliness, of frustration, the… — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober. — Mary Renault Copy Share Image
I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real… — Dannie Abse Copy Share Image
It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry,… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Drink! for you know not when you came, nor why; Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where. — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
Wise men mingle mirth with their cares, as a help either to forget or overcome them; but to resort to intoxication for… — Pierre Charron Copy Share Image
“If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink. Good friends, good times, or being dry,… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
The whole thing about whether you smoke marijuana or not is so ridiculous. That and whether you protested the Vietnam War. Give… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Appearances can control expectations; expectations control beliefs; and truth..." He took a sip of wine, winked, "sometimes knowing the truth destroys everything” — Susan Shell Winston Copy Share Image
If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I'd probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to… — Michael Ventura Copy Share Image
I drink to remember I smoke to forget / Some things to be proud of, some stuff to regret. — Jake Bugg Copy Share Image
They're drinkin' home brew from a wooden cup. The folks were dancin' there got all shook up. — Chuck Berry Copy Share Image
When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [...], they're really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion. — Susan Cain Copy Share Image
'Tis the season to drink too much with the coworkers, family, and friends who are the reason you drink too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image