Wife Quotes · Page 62

Should all despair That have revolted wives, the tenth of mankind Would hang themselves.

— William Shakespeare

Kids and family life are only as good as your wife, and she's amazing.

— Noel Gallagher

You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?

— Benjamin Franklin

It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life

— Big Daddy Kane

Every summer Lin Kong returned to Goose Village to divorce his wife, Shuyu.

— Ha Jin

My wife and I didn't raise our kids to be anything except what each one ultimately wants to do.

— Oliver Luck

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

— Sacha Guitry

Do I ever lose my temper? Sure, I do it all the time - just ask my wife, she will tell you.

— Gianfranco Zola

Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never…

— Martin Andersen Nexø

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's…

— Jeff Foxworthy

Had my first son this morning... well, actually, my wife had him. I just caught him. Wo. Heart expanding way faster than…

— James Van Der Beek

I can't wait to be a mom and a wife, and explore that phase of life. And also see how it affects…

— Tristan Prettyman

I've had a life of all kinds of experiences - most of them good. And I've got eight kids and a wife…

— Kris Kristofferson

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.

— Henny Youngman

This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"

— Milton Berle

The Queen made a great fuss of her future daughter-in-law, trying to demonstrate that she was interested in Diana for her personal…

— Ingrid Seward

Emotions are our spontaneous response to life. We have these emotions, but if the emotion is a negative emotion, then I have…

— Gary Chapman

With all due respect," Christopher muttered, "this conversation is leading nowhere. At least one of you should point out that Beatrix deserves…

— Lisa Kleypas

My wife says that I become different once I start to work with animals. My movements become different, my mood is different.…

— Frans Lanting

Now I want to live like everybody else. I want to have a wife like everybody else and to take her out…

— Gaston Leroux

Our feelings probably are not less strong at fifty than they were ten or fifteen years before; but they have changed their…

— Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

Steven's [Sebring] presence was not threatening; he told me that if I never wanted the footage to be seen by anyone, he…

— Patti Smith

My wife turns me onto shows. I do end up watching them. She has to drag me in there, and when she…

— Mark Pellegrino

John Lennon brought his wife Cynthia, a nice blonde girl and she was horribly put out of sight and stayed home. I…

— Harry Benson

All marriages can never be the same, but I'll always try to be a wonderful wife.

— Anonymous

Hockey has given me everything, most importantly it brought me to Swift Current, where I met my wife Deb.

— Joe Sakic

I was not raised to be someone's wife. I was raised so that things should be evenly distributed.

— Joie Lee

My wife, Fionnuala, and I have been married for more than 20 years.

— Enda Kenny

When I signed with WWE and moved to Orlando, my wife and my two kids came with me.

— Kevin Owens

A man's grammar, like Caesar's wife, should not only be pure, but above suspicion of impurity.

— Edgar Allan Poe

Almost every summer, my wife and I, now with two kids in tow, spend a couple of weeks in Italy.

— Thomas Chatterton Williams

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

— Bob Phillips

When a man has a wife and three youngsters he's not going to give up a well-paying job.

— Van Heflin

If she would rather watch college football than go to the movies, Wife her bro.

— Anonymous

I had just broken up with my wife so I was searching for another way to live.

— Michael Davis

The invisible carnage of the unf-ed wives and the children not being read to is just wafting out.

— Bradley Whitford

It was Ba's inspiration which helped me reach the heights of my inner self. She was my priceless jewel.

— Mahatma Gandhi

I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I have this restlessness. I'm relentless to do things. My wife will say I'm an absolute nightmare.

— Tony Pulis

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

— Rodney Dangerfield