The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
I've had a phenomenal life. I have a phenomenal God that I serve. I have a phenomenal wife. — Michael Chandler Copy Share Image
I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said. — Jack Redmond Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Universities hire professors the way some men choose wives - they want the ones the others will admire. — Morris Kline Copy Share Image
My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My wife tells me I always have to have a project. A 'projectophile' or something. It's true. I always feel like the… — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
A gentleman who had been very unhappy in marriage, married immediately after his wife died; it was the triumph of hope over… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
You're asking somebody who has a wife and is really happily married, 'So, what's your next wife going to be like?' And… — Travis Kalanick Copy Share Image
My wife and I started a program called Bears Without Borders. We raise money and hire local artisans to make stuffed animals… — Erez Lieberman Aiden Copy Share Image
- So my own sister will not promote me? Speaking of which, weren't you supposed to find me a beautiful future wife… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Me and my wife are into 'Game of Thrones,' and she sucked me into 'Nashville' a little bit, but she'll watch 'Sons… — Carey Hart Copy Share Image
I can't understand these chaps who go round American universities explaining how they write poems: It's like going round explaining how you… — Philip Larkin Copy Share Image
It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas. — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
Advising Mrs. Harris was the least I could do," David said smoothly. "After all, she was the one who brought me and… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
I'm the wife Spike Lee deserves. A white woman, which he says he would never be with, so let's get someone really… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
Christianity is not about building an absolutely secure little niche in the world where you can live with your perfect little wife… — Rich Mullins Copy Share Image
But your book is wrong, Mrs. Strunk, says George, when it tells you that Jim is the substitute I found for a… — Christopher Isherwood Copy Share Image
I do not begrudge Bill Clinton's working for his wife, but the one thing I would say is really important to President… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
A farmer travelling with his load Picked up a horseshoe on the road, And nailed if fast to his barn door, That… — James Thomas Fields Copy Share Image
I don't ask for much. I don't ask to be rich, and I don't ask to be famous, and I don't ask… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
("I love you," someone says, and instantly we begin to wonder - "Well, how much?" - and when the answer comes -… — Tim O'Brien Copy Share Image
