My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Make it your goal to employ the sweet speech that marks you as a wife after God's own heart.” — Elizabeth George Copy Share Image
A man who has work that suits him and a wife, whom he loves, has squared his accounts with life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have a mortgage, I don't have a wife and I don't have kids, so I'm quite happy bumbling along. — Rory McCann Copy Share Image
A husband is a man who wishes he had as much fun when he goes on business trips as his wife thinks… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex suppressed will go berserk, But it keeps us all alive. It's a wonderful change from wives and work And it ends… — Gavin Ewart Copy Share Image
Agreement is never reached in love. The life of a wife and husband who love each other is never at rest. Whether… — Jean Giraudoux Copy Share Image
I didn't have any high aspirations. I just went to Mumbai to get a job after I married Mridula. I thought if… — Pankaj Tripathi Copy Share Image
I know a way you could speak to your wife. Just wait 'till she's asleep and she'll listen to you without even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm from a big family - I'm the youngest of seven - and my wife is one of four. So we always… — Chris O'Donnell Copy Share Image
My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Unmet expectations are tough when it's your wife or your husband, but it's really tough when it's God. And yet, it can… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
I want to tell you, don't marry suffering. Some people do. They get married to it, and sleep and eat together, just… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
Every great loss demands that we choose life again. We need to grieve in order to do this. The pain we have… — Rachel Naomi Remen Copy Share Image
As the years go by, he returns to this invisible world rather than to earth for peace and solace. There also he… — Ernest K. Gann Copy Share Image
I like Barack Obama as a person and I think he is a sincere man. I think he and his wife conducted… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Texas governor Rick Perry's wife, Anita, has come out slugging in her glittering leopard-print jacket against what she sees as the unfair… — Patti Davis Copy Share Image
Me and my wife watch laser discs, and I collect old computers. And one of my regular models is a 1993 computer… — Shooter Jennings Copy Share Image
Money is a needful and precious thing, and when well used, a noble thing, but I never want you to think it… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“I’ll never get enough of this woman - my wife. I want to please her. I want to own her completely: Mind,… — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
Marriage includes a spouse, and often children. But the goal, center, and purpose of marriage is not self, spouse, or children. The… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
