Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My father was a pastor, my mother was the quintessential pastor's wife. — Heather Headley Copy Share Image
My wife and I do not argue. We communicate. We talk. But we've never fought in our entire relationship. — Aaron Paul Copy Share Image
You cannot be the perfect wife, the perfect mother, and the perfect actor all at the same time. — Blythe Danner Copy Share Image
“He had loved her as much as a man can love his wife, and so nothing more need be said.” — John Connolly Copy Share Image
How can a Man respect his Wife when he has a contemptible Opinion of her and her Sex? — Mary Astell Copy Share Image
Dont complain that your wife doesnt make meals like your mother used to make if you dont make money like your father… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg. — Myrna Loy Copy Share Image
I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I've been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary.… — Trey Anastasio Copy Share Image
I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third. — Cloris Leachman Copy Share Image
My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
Then, as if that's not enough, then they declare that my wife is Jewish or Serbian. Luckily for me, she never was… — Franjo Tudjman Copy Share Image
My weak spot is laziness. I have a lot of weak spots - cookies, croissants; my wife is always lecturing me about… — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image
How many solutions are found to family problems if we take time to reflect? If we think of a husband or wife… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
My wife and I are constantly bombarded with questions from our children, from the mundane and repetitive to the surprisingly insightful. It's… — Scott Foley Copy Share Image
I think my family needs me more than anybody else, and tennis doesn't need me anymore. I respect my wife a lot… — Thomas Muster Copy Share Image
I'm on backslapping terms with everyone from Sanjay Dutt to Sanjay Kapoor. That's why wives never feel threatened by my presence in… — Raveena Tandon Copy Share Image
[My mother is] a half-Chinese, half-Jamaican woman, who grew up the ninth of nine kids, getting a law degree from Harvard. Academically… — Harry Connick, Jr Copy Share Image
When you're in your 30s and actively pursuing a career and a home life, a wife and children, you're busy doing as… — Alex Trebek Copy Share Image
...I know that in your heart you miss all those wonderful moments you spent with my father --watching him gnaw on the… — David Eddings Copy Share Image
I respond to women who have their stuff together, who are in charge, who don't need men to do things for them.… — Mike Colter Copy Share Image