Reagan is doing to the country what he can no longer do to his wife. — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
There are few husbands whom the wife cannot win in the long run, by patience and love. — Margaret of Valois Copy Share Image
Yeah... my wife says no more reality shows in case I break another bone or something. — Chesney Hawkes Copy Share Image
I was such a hands-on dad. You hate to see your wife with the burden of doing it alone. — Rob Burrow Copy Share Image
Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have… — Bill Shankly Copy Share Image
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
People wanted me to become this cliched Keith Richards, Iggy Pop character. I wasn't expected to marry a beautiful wife and have… — Richard Ashcroft Copy Share Image
The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatsoever, for… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
The fear of making permanent commitments can change the mutual love of husband and wife into two loves of self-two loves existing… — Pope John Paul II Copy Share Image
Navigating with a partner makes it half as difficult. We keep each other in check. It's not like she [Angie Marr] was… — Johnny Marr Copy Share Image
I timed my previous wife's pregnancy to the moment to have my son born on Bob Dylan's 50th birthday. There is no… — Charlie Trotter Copy Share Image
In 2008, I was in a London park when I came across a fledgling crow that had fallen from the top of… — Imelda May Copy Share Image
Almost three years ago, when I retired, my wife and I were talking about our philanthropic work and how does one help… — Steve Ballmer Copy Share Image
Nothing has changed really, just that your wife becomes your best friend and you share everything with her instead of your friends.… — Gautam Rode Copy Share Image
The way to plan the family is natural family planning not contraception. In destroying the power of giving life, through contraception, a… — Mother Teresa Copy Share Image
I feel like everything in your life begins with physical conditioning. I love eating sweets and stuff like that but I feel… — Willi Smith Copy Share Image
I was just working in the shop and all of a sudden something just triggered in me and I started shaking. And… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
On a related subject, Signore Pazzi, I must confess to you: I'm giving serious thought to eating your wife. — Thomas Harris Copy Share Image
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Since all the maids are good and lovable, from whence come the bad wives? — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
I cannot just do things without thinking. I have a wife and daughter to think of at all times now. — Marko Arnautovic Copy Share Image
My wife and I really, really like each other as well as love each other. — Eric Bana Copy Share Image
More often, I'm asked to play somebody's mother, somebody's partner, somebody's wife. — Melissa Leo Copy Share Image
My wife is Swedish, so I'm familiar with the Scandinavian kind of odd humor. It's very dark and very deadpan. — Cory Barlog Copy Share Image
I cheated on my first wife, Kristin. I thought I was untouchable. How could I be that inconsiderate to someone? — Tito Ortiz Copy Share Image
My wife makes the best chocolate chip pancakes, and my son and I are only too happy to stay home and eat… — Jason O'Mara Copy Share Image
Academics aren't paid very much, but as a single gay man I was never badly off. You don't have kids. You don't… — David Starkey Copy Share Image
No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months… — Maurice Gibb Copy Share Image
A home with a loving and loyal husband and wife is the supreme setting in which children can be reared in love… — David A. Bednar Copy Share Image
I've been playing sexually aware women most of my life. At this point I expected to be playing moms and wives. It's… — Kim Cattrall Copy Share Image
Cleverness is a quality a man likes to have in his wife as long as she is some distance away from him.… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
John Bond has blackened my name with his insinuations about the private lives of football managers. Both my wives are upset. — Malcolm Allison Copy Share Image
When I'm working, I'm very purposeful and everything else gets out of focus. Something I've had to work on together with my… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image