I can't decide if I'm a hippie or elegant older woman, a farmer's wife, a crazy person. — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much. — Aaron Spelling Copy Share Image
“If I was your wife, I would poison your coffee." "Madam, if I was your husband, I would drink it!” — Lady Astor and Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“A man and wife should see the best in each other, should work together, should enjoy each other.” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Now let's try that again. Ask my wife nice, and maybe I'll let you sleep in the same bed as your teeth… — Cindy Gerard Copy Share Image
Men of sense, whatever you may choose to say, do not want silly wives. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I'm not very social when I'm off the promo trail, because I step into wife and mother mode. It's very reclusive. — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
Chocolate Kinder from Germany. My wife is from Germany and once I tasted them I was scared I would have to fight… — Erislandy Lara Copy Share Image
Home to me is when someone comes up to me and says, "Can I get a selfie?" No. It's where your wife… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
So, to prepare for the role, I had to take music lessons, talk to wives who had husbands overseas, and carefully study… — June Allyson Copy Share Image
All Anne Lister wanted was a wife, and the other liaisons couldn't commit, but Ann Walker did. She took sacrament with her,… — Sophie Rundle Copy Share Image
Not just part of us becomes a teacher. It engages the whole self - the woman or man, wife or husband, mother… — Sylvia Ashton-Warner Copy Share Image
My second wife, the mother of one of my sons, died of murder. I was not with her, but I could have… — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
I took the vow of celibacy in 1906. I had not shared my thoughts with my wife until then, but only consulted… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
I was meant to be a composer. I was meant to meet my wife and have our three children. There were a… — Tom Kitt Copy Share Image
Supporters of the national front, Mosaddeq, believe that in Iran, we don't have a nationalities problem, we don't have an ethnic problem.… — Akbar Ganji Copy Share Image
A primatologist told me you can find love in the eyes of an orangutan. It's that old primate gleam that goes back… — Shawn Thompson Copy Share Image
Characteristics Of Wife Material.She Can Leave At Exam Hall To Prepare Lunch For You. She Will Apologize After You Cheat On Her.… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
There are so many huge roles in the theatre: if you've got the option to play Hedda Gabler on stage, why wouldn't… — Eve Best Copy Share Image
What could have John Edwards' motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Well my favorite thing about being a mom is getting to relive your childhood all over again, that's one of my favorite… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
I have been married to my wife, Paula, for 25 years. We have wonderful kids. Things are - it's been a really… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I am happy! I'm leaving on a trip and my wife is staying in Bulgaria. — Ivan Slavkov Copy Share Image
A husband and wife who have separate bedrooms have either drifted apart or found happiness. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
He who enjoys a good neighbor, said the Greeks, has a precious possession. Same goes for neighbour's wife. — Nicolas Bentley Copy Share Image
A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife. — William H. Macy Copy Share Image
Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I couldn't meet a girl without saying to myself, What kind of wife would she make?” — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I was with my wife for five years before we got married, so we've been together since I was 22. — James Marsden Copy Share Image
My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image