Like many other Laureates, I have benefit immeasurably from the love and support of my wife and children. — John Pople Copy Share Image
My wife says to do the dishes, and I'm like, 'Yes, baby. I can clean up.' — Jason Momoa Copy Share Image
CrossFit is how I met my best friends, business partners, and even my wife. — Mat Fraser Copy Share Image
Faith is better company than imagination for the wife whose husband fails to come home on time. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
“The wife, where danger or dishonor lurks, safest and seemliest by her husband stays, who guards her, or with her the worst… — John Milton Copy Share Image
I remember a point in [writing] the story where I said, "This isn't working, I should go and buy something at the… — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
Husband: Tell me an Interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the same time. Wife: Yours is bigger than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a woman's club, nor Old… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am always thinking about writing music; my wife is constantly asking me: 'Is there any way you can turn off the… — Kellin Quinn Copy Share Image
My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won't get all the jokes because hopefully… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
Wouldn't Ponochio II be a great musical, now that he has to face the real world and get a wife... job. Now… — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
Trump is a little tone-deaf to the average American. He unveiled his slogan this week: 'Are you better off than you were… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Though there is a benevolence due to all mankind, none can question but a superior degree of it is to be paid… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
Once a week i have to do my radio show, 'A State of Trance', usually on Wednesday night. I try to go… — Armin van Buuren Copy Share Image
Success is how you collect your minutes. You spend millions of minutes to reach one triumph, one moment, then you spend maybe… — Norman Lear Copy Share Image
I used to give her [my wife] to read the column every week before I sent it to the editors. And sometimes… — Sayed Kashua Copy Share Image
A woman who could always love would never grow old; and the love of mother and wife would often give or preserve… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or otherwise, opens the door to an endless parade of moral quality control programs based… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Half the walk is but retracing our steps. We should go forth on the shortest walk, perchance, in the spirit of undying… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I work a lot of hours, and in this business you really try to keep as busy as you possibly can. Sometimes… — Cameron Mathison Copy Share Image
We must make it clear to younger girls that being someone's wife is not an achievement. — Reham Khan Copy Share Image
If I could pick my wife by name, It'd be Whitney. That name just sounds right — Joel Madden Copy Share Image
Being managed by your wife means you just get told what to do all the time as opposed to some of the… — Tommy Fleetwood Copy Share Image
“An unfaithful wife is like a cloth in an open marketplace.” — Abdulazeez Henry Musa Copy Share Image
If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
a fat Reichian wife screeching over potatoes Get a job! And five nose running brats in love with Batman — Gregory Corso Copy Share Image
My wife has horses and we've got dogs and cats, so our family loves animals. — Tim Henman Copy Share Image
But I dig myself, and especially if my wife digs me, I dig myself more. — Johnny Damon Copy Share Image
It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway. — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends. — B. R. Ambedkar Copy Share Image
Whenever I go shopping with my wife, all I ever seem to come home with is a new pair of shoes. — Chris Kamara Copy Share Image
What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first. — Jorge Posada Copy Share Image
I listened to 19 guilty verdicts for my wife and me. And all I could do was sob. — Bob McDonnell Copy Share Image