Twitter Quotes · Page 116

I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern .

— Nikhil Saluja

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

— Anonymous

Looking back on your old Facebook pictures and thinking What the hell was I doing.

— Ritu Ghatourey

A lot of people say that social media is making us all dumber, but I not think that.

— Anonymous

When I was little I used to say a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, ELEMENO p..

— Anonymous

Like all technology, social media is neutral but is best put to work in the service of building a better world.

— Simon Mainwaring

Social media serve as the propaganda machine of 21st century terror, and this is apparent in the Middle East.

— Lee Zeldin

LOVE, The only virtue that can be divided endlessly and still not be diminished;

— Nikhil Saluja

One of the great things going on right now is social media and you get a real sense, immediately, about what people…

— Jeremy Piven

Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. Youre only doing it for attention and youll be back in a day.

— Brad

Everyone on the Internet is a celebrity to someone at this point. There are people on TikTok who have never put out…

— Taylor Tomlinson

I'm changing my Facebook name to no-one so when I send people friend requests it will say no-one wants to be your…

— Arjun Loveable

Linkedin is for people you know. Facebook is for people you used to know. Twitter is for people you want to know.

— Jay Baer

At the end of the day, how many ads did it take to convince you to use Facebook or Twitter? It wasn't…

— Alexis Ohanian

Social media is something I approach organically. It's all me! Sometimes I'll post four things in a few hours, but then I…

— Lily Aldridge

If he always complains about every little thing that gets posted on your facebook best believe hes a drama queen.

— Mia Lugo

“Ever wonder exactly how much time you've wasted posting--and poring over--photos and status updates on Facebook? So did we. In advance of…

— Anonymous

In today's social business marketplace Facebook is one of the best places for nonprofits to be discovered and connect with a larger…

— Simon Mainwaring

I have done a pretty good job of partitioning my life digitally, posting utterances and stories that I'm happy to share with…

— John Battelle

Social media forces girls to bear witness to painful realities of relationship that were previously hidden from view. It is a new…

— Rachel Simmons

I started blogging because I didn't know if I wanted to be an artist. I wanted to talk to other people online…

— Toyin Odutola

I try to be personal, but that's not me, either. What seems to work best, and the tweets I enjoy reading the…

— John Cho

People see your life on social media, and they say, 'Oh my gosh, it's perfect,' and I'm like, 'No, every day, it's…

— Karen Civil

We have rules in the house and a sticker chart for my kids to earn technology time. Maybe its because of the…

— Gretchen Carlson

I have a personal Twitter for band purposes, but I don't use social media a lot.

— Lauren Mayberry

Microblogs are yet another form of public display, but I would rather be true to myself.

— Fan Bingbing

Look what Im dealing with, man, Im dealing with fools and trolls.

— Charlie Sheen

Some people can keep up twitter conversations so well but can't even reply your texts...

— Anonymous

Trolling never bothers me. There are so many times when I don't even pay attention to it.

— Zareen Khan

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent on Facebook and Twitter.

— Anonymous

I only tweet if I discover something that's fantastic, or if I heard something really great.

— Gayle King

I saw a butterfly with a tattoo of a teenage girl on its wing.

— Nikhil Saluja

“It's good netiquette to get to know someone in social media before giving out your phone number.”

— David Chiles

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook can spend and talk endlessly to defend itself so long as it keeps printing money.

— Adam Lashinsky

I've been banging my head against this wall for hours trying to figure out where all this blood is coming from!

— Nikhil Saluja

Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up.

— Anonymous

I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.

— Louis C. K

It's only happy hour if a hot girl is sharing your drinks. Otherwise it's just drowning your misery.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not on social media. I hear things that my mother tells me though.

— Iman Vellani