Twitter Quotes · Page 118

If you prioritize promotion over the human aspect of social media, all you're left with is an empty handshake.

— Hania Whitfield

Exercise! It's important for your health. And just remember that what you see on Instagram isn't reality.

— GloZell

I tweet 20 times a day, not only about Mexican politics, but about film, books, restaurants, U.S. politics.

— Denise Dresser

A man hit me once. I was the last baby he ever delivered.

— Nikhil Saluja

I can't even take a picture these days without someone yelling at me, 'You better not put that on Facebook!'

— Anonymous

History may repeat itself, But Herstory won't ever shut the fuck up about it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't Take It Seriously * When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.

— Nikhil Saluja

What you're getting on Twitter is me sitting on a bench, just with a lot less cuss words. Honestly.

— Channing Frye

All the early Facebook employees have their story of the moment when they saw the light and realized that Facebook wasn't some…

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

“The tools of the Internet and social media have made it possible to track, test, iterate, and improve marketing to the point…

— Ryan Holiday

MARRIAGE, A ceremony favoured in England -- it's the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating;

— Nikhil Saluja

You can do all the talking you want on Twitter, to the media, all of that. But when you get on the…

— Jalen Ramsey

One of the great uses of Twitter and Facebook will be to prove at the Last Day that prayerlessness was not from…

— John Piper

I am very active on Twitter and one thing that keeps popping up is "How do I balance having a kid and…

— Celeste Ng

I would like to open a restaurant, call it the Marilyn Monroe Café, and put hundreds of pictures of Jeff Goldblum on…

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter is a good medium to lean how to write jokes. It pushes you to write a better joke in that, on…

— Michelle Wolf

[Facebook] is shaping a broader web. If you look back for the past five or seven years, the story about social networking…

— Mark Zuckerberg

I spend a lot of time on Twitter, and it's a very interesting place. People are so driven to aggression. To me…

— Alison Moyet

I really don't like to tweet or Instagram anything about the people in my life just because I feel like I signed…

— Bo Burnham

“People in the modern world are the most bored generation. They keep refreshing their Facebook, Instagram and Twitter pages to see if…

— Awdhesh Singh

I'm absolutely as vulnerable as the next person in terms of being swept up in aspirational Instagrams. You just have to know…

— Rose Byrne

“Stop tagging everyone into your life's profile. For all you don't know, some will neither comment nor commend you; some may not…

— Israelmore Ayivor

I'm way better in person than I am on things like Twitter. I know Twitter is the best and fastest way to…

— Nicole Scherzinger

You have to let kids live their own lives and make their mistakes, but it is difficult now because there are so…

— Dawn French

Wherever you look - especially on social media - we see hate; there is shouting and daily outrage.

— Frank-Walter Steinmeier

Sometimes I get the feeling that you guys aren't thinking about my tweets all the time.

— Nikhil Saluja

Adding a social layer to any platform immediately increases its effectiveness.

— Gary Vaynerchuk

Its about time that You take "Its complicated" off your facebook Relationship status and realize its over...

— Anonymous

“I was pretty damn sure there was a Twitter hashtag that said #NanHater.”

— Abbi Glines

Sometime I do express my angers here (Twitter) to avoid cursed u there (Facebook).

— Diana Yan Manan

You know you ugly if Instagram effects don't help ANY of your pictures...

— Jerett Parker

Those people with cars as their Facebook picture… …So, you're a Transformer?! e_e 1

— Anonymous

I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook either makes you a saint, hipocrite or a lunatic, go ahead pick one,your choice!

— Nisa Reed

“One real meeting is much better than a thousand internet or social media words.”

— Stephen Richards

Twitter is a great place to tell the world what you're thinking before you've had a chance to think about it.

— Chris Pirillo

Facebook is like relationships. Faithful on your walls but cheating in your inbox.

— Anonymous

You can't choose your family but you can delete their differing political beliefs from your Facebook wall.

— Anonymous

Last night I called this girl. SLUT in public & now she is charging me double for sex.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I said my views on transgenders I would get kicked off Instagram.

— Sean Strickland