Twitter Quotes · Page 115

I went from rotary phone to Twitter. And was appalled at the notion.

— Jeff Perry

LOVE, Man's grand delusion that one woman differs from another;

— Nikhil Saluja

Social media sometimes feels like a vehicle for one-dimensional sniping, more than true criticism.

— George Saunders

It's Web, and then everything else. It's social media first, and everything else.

— Ted Leonsis

Twitter is unspeakably irritating. Twitter stands for everything I oppose,

— Jonathan Franzen

Log out Facebook, Log into God. Don't follow Twitter, Follow God. Don't ask Google, Ask God.

— M O'zee

The reason for the real name policy is Mark Zuckerberg wants to make another dollar.

— Peter Sunde

Some people don't want to share any shine, they'd rather sit on their Instagram account.

— Spencer Pratt

Now everyone leaking and tweeting and posting on everyone else is the acknowledged way to get ahead in the 21st century.

— Tina Brown

“social media isn’t about “marketing” your church or message; it’s about “connecting” with people who want to make your story part of…

— Phil Cooke

Brands must be very specific in their choice of social media platforms through which to communicate their CSR or cause messaging.

— Simon Mainwaring

The ones that learn by reading…… The few who learn by observation….. The rest of them have to pee on the electric…

— Nikhil Saluja

Jesus could get on Twitter and be like 'fear not, child. I know for a fact that your going to heaven!' and…

— Anonymous

I actually quite like [social media]. It's spontaneous, you don't really have to commit to it and I enjoy the interaction. Also,…

— Gordon Ramsay

When my tweet doesn't get RTed I whisper I don't care what they say. I'm in love with you & kiss the…

— Green Monk

Oh god. People take things so personal. Of course I care about starving children outside the us. I'm so tired of twitter.…

— Sarah Hyland

You're never going to make everyone happy. There's always going to be someone who says something about you on Twitter. You just…

— Hailie Deegan

I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, "Thank…

— David Cross

The thing that I would say you get the most hate about on social media, in my experience, is if you tweet…

— Elliot Page

[T]he ways in which the information we give off about our selves, in photos and e-mails and MySpace pages and all the…

— Clay Shirky

But as far as Twitter, I'll be in a restaurant and I'll get home and somebody tweeted and they talked about what…

— Carrie Underwood

I tend to feed the trolls because it gives me material for my work. I'm sometimes taken aback by the racist and…

— David Baddiel

I like the two worlds coming together in the Internet space, which is so up for grabs... It all struck me when…

— Parker Posey

I spend days on my Xperia logging on Facebook chatting with my friends and family at home; I love listening to Rihanna…

— Dominika Cibulkova

Facebook asks What's on your mind? I ask Do you REALLY want to know whats going through MY head?

— Anonymous

Fake names in facebook is like a cosplay costume put on for unreal reasons.

— Agou

That awkward moment when your mom/dad has more friends than you do on facebook.

— Anonymous

From its humble origins in college dorm rooms, social media has quietly crept into the boardroom.

— Ryan Holmes

I'm not a mind reader, your unspoken words doesn't tell me anything at all.

— Nikhil Saluja

Tweeting your emotions is better than saying it to other people. ð

— Jhiess Krieg

I don't view Twitter as a promotional tool but as a really, really, really cool cocktail party.

— Kurt Busiek

Twitter is comedy writing. It's one-liners that give way to fully fleshed-out thoughts.

— Jaboukie Young-White

If Shakespeare were alive today, he might be writing on Twitter.

— Ai Weiwei

I just learned to copy and post to Facebook, but here I've ever hidden within the author's

— Mak_786

Okay. Don't talk to me any more... And delete me from your Facebook Friends.

— Anonymous

I'm active on Twitter, and I love my iPad and my Kindle.

— Evgeny Morozov

Speaking your mind is easy. Speaking it tactfully? Not so much.

— Nikhil Saluja

Me without you is like Facebook with no friends, YouTube with no videos, and Google with no results.

— Fricca Joaquin

We're just taking people and shifting them from taking photos anyway to taking them on Instagram.

— Kevin Systrom

WIFE, A lady who is much like an angler -- each think the best one got away;

— Nikhil Saluja