Troll Quotes · Page 2

My name is Brian and I am a troll. An internet troll.

— Limmy

I like to think of myself as a virtuous troll.

— Milo Yiannopoulos

“Ben Harrison is a dick-faced troll!”

— Garth Stein

“Do you have troll turds in your ears?”

— Jenks

“Once you've been squashed by a giant, a troll doesn't even seem nearly as heavy.”

— Christopher Healy

“I’ll be a troll’s new testicle, I still can’t believe it.”

— Nicholas Eames

Donald's Trump entire campaign is a self-troll. It's very meta.

— Chrissy Teigen

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

— Jen Kirkman

Trolls are slow in the uptake, and mighty suspicious about anything new to them.

— J. R. R. Tolkien

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

— Charlie Sheen

“I'm a troll," he said. Then he paused, and added, more or less as an afterthought, "Fol rol de ol rol.”

— Neil Gaiman

Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!

— Anonymous

We live in a troll world, we live in a Twitter world where these people think they can say whatever they want…

— Belal Muhammad

I've always loved fairy tales and magic - especially twisting them on their ears and poor trolls have always had such a…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I was working at eBay, so I would just troll the vintage categories, find old amps and what have you. I was…

— Bill Orcutt

My feet are like something from another age - prehistoric and troll-like. I keep expecting them to talk, they have that much…

— Sally Hawkins

Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and…

— Kim Harrison

I put my filter on, though, and I only see things people I follow [on Twitter] write now. So, I don't even…

— Jen Kirkman

“I am not,' he said, 'having that lummock-de-troll glunching about this place! Trod on all my tomatoes, he did, last year.”

— Diana Wynne Jones

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.…

— Charlie Sheen

“Troll sat alone on his seat of stone, And munched and mumbled a bare old bone; For many a year he had…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

Some of the fantasy objects arising from cybernetic totalism (like the noosphere, which is a supposed global brain formed by the sum…

— Jaron Lanier

A lot of things, whether it's Brexit, the U.S. election, things that are happening on Facebook Live, the way that Twitter in…

— James Ponsoldt

It's all about self-expression; you know, if you feel like a troll then you should look like a troll. It doesn't matter…

— James St. James

I think what's happening is, it's all - fantasy, science fiction, ghosts, trolls, whatever - finally being called, being admitted to be…

— Ursula K. Le Guin

The Nihilistic Troll might pretend to be acting in the service of some cause or leader, but don't be fooled. The cause…

— Robert Greene

Magic Sandra’s seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins gold. Donald heard a…

— Shel Silverstein

Daily, I visualize the smart-ass troll who lives deep in my subconscious, and I pelt him with rainbows and unicorns. I fight…

— Julie Plec

I realize I'm not going to meet my man at a club, and that's where I used to troll for men.

— EJ Johnson

More than finding out who trolls me, I am interested to know why people troll.

— Shibani Dandekar

“He drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Shut up sergeant. You're a free troll. That's an order" Sam Vimes”

— Terry Pratchett

“Fear is the freaky troll under the bridge that leads to achievement.”

— Richie Norton

We should differentiate between criminals who make violent threats online, and trolls who are just arseholes

— Bonnie Greer

“I think I could have won state today. Apparently, you put a troll on my heels and I turn into a superstar.”

— Aprilynne Pike

The world looks as if it has been left in the custody of trolls.

— Robert Farrar Capon

You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.

— Terry Pratchett

Don't go see the movies, I'm a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me.

— Jennifer Lawrence

“Stay cool is the netiquette rule, if flamed. Responding is for a fool.

— David Chiles

People who troll you want a reaction, and there's no point in doing that. I just try to focus on my football.

— Declan Rice