James St. James

Don't sleep through your dreams.

— James St. James

Tease hair, not homos!

— James St. James

If letters had eyebrows, these would be arched.

— James St. James

“Why, oh why, must we always go through pigs to get our truffles?”

— James St. James

I was definitely the oddball freak show in school.

— James St. James

“We're like two peas in a pod""Pity the pod”

— James St. James

When you let the wolves guard the hen house, there's bound to be a few chicken dinners.

— James St. James

It's a spooky thing to be left alone inside an angry innerverse.

— James St. James

The true nature of evil is that it is so very casual.

— James St. James

I can remember every outfit I wore to every party going back to 1983.

— James St. James

I think that when you are a teenager, it's the smartest you will ever be in your life. Teenagers are so resilient…

— James St. James

We didn't wish -- wishes are wasted... We didn't hope -- because our future was inevitable... And we didn't pray -- we…

— James St. James

Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little.…

— James St. James

If we're all going to hell in a handbasket, we might as well make it a party on the way down

— James St. James

The generation that has the greatest access to knowledge in the history of mankind is the one that cares the least about…

— James St. James

No, Michael, I do not trust you on a boat, I do not trust you on a goat. I do not trust…

— James St. James

“Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there’s always someone eager to help you destroy yourself. It”

— James St. James

“Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad.”

— James St. James

People die all around us all the time. Drop like flies. Overdose. Aids. Sometimes they kill themselves. People come. They go. Dying…

— James St. James

It's all about self-expression; you know, if you feel like a troll then you should look like a troll. It doesn't matter…

— James St. James

“There are times when the world slips out of control. It's like an accident that is happening too quickly , and you…

— James St. James

There are people who have too much space between their ears, and given the time, do nothing but free fall forever inside…

— James St. James

I don’t know how you look at the inside of your head — what metaphor you choose — but for those of…

— James St. James

“and so it came to pass that i was strapped to a gurney and covered in raw liver and slabs of beef…

— James St. James

“And LO and BEHOLD, I was on BOTH the six AND eleven o’clock newscasts! AND all the commercials, as well! (‘Day of…

— James St. James

We are all freaks. Yes! Alone in our rooms at night, we are all weirdoes and outcasts and losers. That is what…

— James St. James

“I was so scared it was all going to be gone by the time I got there. Ninth grade, tenth grade -…

— James St. James

I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour.

— James St. James

So let's start at the very begining (a very good place to start...)

— James St. James

“Every degree of power involves a corresponding degree of freedo from good and evil.”

— James St. James

Watch out for the average--they're usually hiding something big.

— James St. James

“If were all going to hell in a handbasket, we might as well make it a party on the way down.”

— James St. James

I can be an incredibly fabulous person, and I don't have to be in the highest heels, the tallest wig, the skimpiest…

— James St. James

And what do we have here? A scary monster, cowboy, and a fairy princess! Here's a hit of ecstasy, run along now.

— James St. James

I give you bitter pills, in a sugar coating. The pills are harmless - the poison's in the sugar

— James St. James