only to people!' shouted Rincewind. He drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Don't negotiate with terrorists; patent trolls have done more damage to the United States economy than any domestic or foreign terrorist organization… — Drew Curtis Copy Share Image
I am delighted to be named Troll Of The Year 2013 by 'The Guardian' - a paper read by people called Theo… — Katie Hopkins Copy Share Image
I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He was six feet and lanky, with green eyes and tousled orange hair that, quite frankly, made him look like a troll… — John Michael Hileman Copy Share Image
I don't really read what people write about me. Someone gives my novel one star; are they a troll? Are they someone… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
“You’re a Troll, driving a cab. Yesterday, I was a superhero, and today I’m addicted to jam. Jam. Do you really think… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
There are people who sit at home and decide to anonymously troll people on the Internet - what is wrong with these… — Paul Young Copy Share Image
I'm really bad with trolls because I have a lot of really intense friends who are not necessarily doing things so legally.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
A police procedural novel can be even funnier if the police include Trolls and Dwarves and things like that. You start looking… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I very rarely read the responses to my Salon pieces, because (as you may have noticed) the trolls can be SO evil.… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“If you disagree with something, it's easier to say 'you suck' than to figure out and explain exactly what you disagree with.… — Paul Graham Copy Share Image
Nothing concentrates the mind like a firm deadline, and a little voice in the back of my mind reminding me that, "If… — Clarence Page Copy Share Image
“Elliot was trying to teach himself trollish via a two-hundred-year-old book by a man who’d had a traumatic break-up with a troll.… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“The bucket tipped forward and the water flew out, all of it seeming to hang suspended for a moment in the yellow… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that… — Jon Cryer Copy Share Image
I've been trolled lots. But I understand trolls for what they are and I don't let them get to me. They take… — Kenneth Goldsmith Copy Share Image
From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
The lazy blogosphere has given up on journalism and now trolls Twitter for their on-the-record in-depth articles. — Kurt Sutter Copy Share Image
To disarm a troll, you don't try and destroy them straight away, you take onboard what they're saying and then destroy them. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
An abundance of Twitter users believe they can troll and rant with impunity, no matter how debasing or even threatening their 140-character… — Jonathan Capehart Copy Share Image
“How do you feel?” “As a man should when he’s been pounded by a troll.” A fragile smile curved her lips. “Smartass.” — Vivienne Savage Copy Share Image
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I've always loved that film ['The Three Caballeros'], and we were looking for a way to apply it to our own work,… — Walt Dohrn Copy Share Image
There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been trolled lots on Twitter. But I understand trolls for what they are and I don't let them get to me.… — Kenneth Goldsmith Copy Share Image
I don't know how to troll people, but there are many out there talking with that intent. I just write something funny… — Virender Sehwag Copy Share Image
When you write an article about anything, trolls use the comments to attack. They feel frustrated - but haters are losers. It's… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
A troll is only as powerful as your response to them. Once you respond to them or let them instigate you, then… — Shenaz Treasury Copy Share Image
Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because - what with trolls and dwarfs and so on - speciesism was more… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Did you think you could treat me like shit at a dance, then sneak into my room in the middle of the… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
When I perform, I don’t think about the haters, the Internet trolls, or anyone else. I care about giving the person in… — Steve Aoki Copy Share Image
To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time… — Jon Cryer Copy Share Image
Aren't we in the midst of a blitzkrieg, for a lack of a better term, of informational warfare conducted by Russian trolls… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
Three explanations dominate speculation about what Obama is up to. The first is that he's trying to lay the groundwork for his… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to… — Edward Dahlberg Copy Share Image
The earliest truth that we're taught is that there's a world alongside this world, with spirits, not mortals, an enchanted universe of… — William Holman Hunt Copy Share Image
Great engines crawled across the field; and in the midst was a huge ram, great as a forest-tree a hundred feet in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Are you even listening to yourself right now? You sound like you’re from the nineteen hundreds, not the two thousands." I pointed… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
The minority who actually loves its work seems to be made up chiefly of the writers, dancers, actors and other artists, most… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image