Smoking Quotes · Page 21

Don't start smoking. It's much harder to stop than it is not to start at all.

— Laura Bush

When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick.

— Thomas Beecham

If I were a lame I'll pretend that I smoke, so everyone online would really think that I was cool.

— Sam Marcellin

Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.

— Charles Stuart Calverley

And the blunts and liquor killing our lungs and liver. The asthmatic drug-addict, I function with it

— Black Thought

The admirable difference between smokers and non-smokers is: smokers don't mind that non-smokers don't smoke!

— Anonymous

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

— Mark Twain

Like attracts like, beauty finds beauty, and freaks look on from the smoking section, aching.

— Laini Taylor

You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly…

— Kinky Friedman

Most people manage pain by eating, drinking, smoking, distracting themselves, working harder. That's just managing pain, the pain that comes from not…

— Tony Robbins

I have been addicted to it, and it's ultimately related to anxiety coping, and it's a form of self-medication, and I was…

— Lady Gaga

The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly…

— Kurt Vonnegut

There's something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration. It's like a fine wine. There's a quality, a workmanship, a…

— Demi Moore

Presidential power was overruled by the high bench in July 1974, when President Nixon was ordered to turn over some audio tapes…

— Helen Thomas

Stopping smoking was most dramatic for me. After 23 years, I picked up a cigarette one day and didn't know why I…

— Neale Donald Walsch

Like people love their tote, they love their initial bangle, they love their C. Wonder belts, they love their cardigans and their…

— Brad Goreski

I think it's about time we legalize marijuana... We either put people who are smoking marijuana behind bars or we legalize it,…

— Glenn Beck

“He stopped smoking at least once a month. He went through with it like the solid citizen he was: admitted the evils…

— Sinclair Lewis

What a vast Traffick is drove, what a variety of Labour is performed in the World to the Maintenance of Thousands of…

— Bernard de Mandeville

In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, and…

— Julia Child

When we think about lung cancer, the biggest environmental factor is without doubt smoking. Um, that would make a huge impact and…

— Laurie Glimcher

While I've always been critical about this peddling of spiritual materialism, it wasn't until I went to Nepal that I came face-to-face…

— Alexander Weinstein

From a very young age, my father put a lot of fear in me and it worked. I think it's important for…

— Scott Baio

My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why…

— Gregg Rogell

One would understand a ban on surrogate advertising, but to completely ban [smoking] is ridiculous, a joke taken too far.

— Mahesh Bhatt

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest.

— Charles Lamb

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

— Mignon McLaughlin

In Hollywood you can't even smoke in a bar anymore and yet in the movies they're always showing people smoking. I don't…

— Gerald McRaney

Grateful to The Kerry Gaynor Method for saving my manager's life. He quit smoking thanks to their genius Method.

— Steve Aoki

Get me well so I can get on television and tell people to stop smoking.

— Nat King Cole

Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.

— Bill Hicks

In this pic I'm smoking but it's been 2 months since that day...

— Kevin McCarty

A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man.

— A. A. Milne

“Smoking cigarettes is not doing any good to you. It’s just killing you. You don’t wanna die yet. Do you!?”

— Abhishek Kumar

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

— Tug McGraw

Unless I specifically inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette.

— Martin Amis

I actually don't think there is machismo in America, unless it's the cowboy type - the silent, smoking brooder.

— Rosecrans Baldwin

MY DOCTOR phoned and said you don't deserve this news, but your lungs are crystal clear'.

— Nicholas Haslam

You may tend to get cancer from the thing that makes you want to smoke so much, not from the smoking itself.

— William Saroyan

Boxing has kept me off the streets, stops me smoking and drinking and gives me something to do.

— Billy Joe Saunders