Smoking Quotes · Page 22

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

— George Burns

Smoking is the great romance of my lifetime. If I could find someone I wanted forty-five times a day, perhaps I could…

— Fran Lebowitz

Smoking is similar to hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because, when you stop, you feel better

— Allan Pease

Congratulations on quitting smoking and not yet becoming morbidly obese.

— Anonymous

Cause I'm on set, make it work, break even on 9 to 5's. Cigarettes and lotto tickets, tryna keep that grind alive

— Drake

To quit smoking, you must first want to quit, but then you must also do the quitting

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Being nice to people is just like smoking!It's the best if you never start it!

— Anonymous

Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.

— C. Everett Koop

And under the new guidelines issued by the Obama Administration, Federal agents will not pursue pot-smoking patients in states that allow medical…

— Jay Leno

My motto is: walk expropriating and igniting, always leaving behind me howls of moral offenses and smoking trunks of old things.

— Renzo Novatore

It's no good to shoot a guy anymore. It's not enough. Nobody is throwing anybody off of buildings after seeing these movies,…

— Chris Matthews

If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room…

— Stephen Leacock

For undemocratic reasons and for motives not of State, they arrive at their conclusions, largely inarticulate. Being void of self-expression they confide…

— Rudyard Kipling

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes,…

— John Candy

I've had numerous people over my life time tell me 'this or that will kill you'. I generally reply that if I…

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

My doctor found a spot on my lung. He told me it looked like adenocarcinoma, a cancer he attributes to smoking. He…

— Ken Kercheval

Men professing godliness offer their bodies upon Satan's altar, and burn the incense of tobacco to his satanic majesty. Does this statement…

— Ellen G. White

I try to do things positive on my throat, but a couple things are negative like smoking and drinking heavily. I really…

— Mitch Lucker

“Cancer seems a high price to pay for an innocuous-looking habit. You get into smoking and you are robbed of the last…

— Tony Parsons

Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. Many people find smoking objectionable. I myself…

— Fran Lebowitz

I would always drink purple drink - syrup. I would just be in a room, screwing and chopping up music. It was…

— SpaceGhostPurrp

We have literature indicating that overwhelmingly, health is influenced by a very short list of modifiable behaviors topped by three: tobacco use,…

— David Katz

I would rather people not smoke. I certainly appreciate the fact that smoking is not legal in restaurants and bars. That used…

— Ian Bremmer

“He'd end up back in his room again, moodily smoking whatever he could get his hands on, the sole source of light…

— Michael Rubens

We've legalized marijuana recently. Medical marijuana, but the rest will come.

— Susan Sarandon

I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.

— Lenny Bruce

Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.

— Charles Dickens

smoking had come to be an important punctuation mark in the long sentence of a day on the road.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I don't want to quit smoking. I am convinced that if I quit smoking, the world would go to hell.

— Marjane Satrapi

Does anybody who gave up smoking to save a pound a week have a pound at the end of the week? Not…

— Katharine Whitehorn

I still believe that 'No Smoking' is one of my best performances.

— John Abraham

I was uncomfortable with smoking too much because a lot of young kids watch and I didn't want to make that cool.

— James Marsters

If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add ten years to my life. Trouble is, I'll add it…

— P. J. O'Rourke

I truly loved Jason Reitman. I was there on his first film, 'Thank You For Smoking,' and I'd go work with him…

— Sam Elliott

The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them.

— Robert Frost

Nothing serves life and soundness of body so well, nor is so necessary as the smoke of the royal plant, tobacco.

— Cornelis Bontekoe

I just be so high. Lost in my thoughts. Noddin off into space, this purple kush is great.

— Anonymous

There will never be a better time to start quitting smoking than today

— Lord Chesterfield

Smoking is related to practically every terrible thing that can happen to you.

— Loni Anderson

I have seen many a man turn his gold into smoke, but you are the first who has turned smoke into gold.

— Elizabeth I