In terms of my lungs, pot smoking is not like cigarette smoking. It doesn't affect the lungs as quickly, or as much… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
We don't want any pot-smoking vaginas because that's disgusting. And I saw it once in Indonesia, and I've never been able to… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
If someone wants to make a joke about me smoking too much pot, I'm not going to get mad at them, because… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
If you have anyone smoking pot in a movie it automatically, I think, knocks it up to maybe PG-13 movie rating and… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Fortunately, most of my friends in comedy that smoke pot are almost as open about it as I am, and in some… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
There was always, along the way in my career, as more and more I made marijuana a part of my act and… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
The thing that still exists is that if it's at all possible for me to step outside the club after the show,… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Pot advocates actually try to convince people who don't need or want medical marijuana to go get a card, because as those… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I grew up in San Diego, so it wasn't hard to move to L.A. to get into show business, but I did the standard… — Doug Benson Copy Share
It's easier to do comedy with an audience, because their reactions tell you whether or not what your saying qualifies as comedy. — Doug Benson Copy Share
The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads. — Doug Benson Copy Share
I know there's a lot of nasty humor directed at celebrities, but my feeling is, in most cases, they deserve it. — Doug Benson Copy Share
Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs. — Doug Benson Copy Share
Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for… — Doug Benson Copy Share
A talking dog is not the answer. That's not a way to convince people not to smoke pot. If animals started talking to me,… — Doug Benson Copy Share
I think there is much more storytelling in stand-up now. Less emphasis on the joke. Jokes are still important, but it feels like a… — Doug Benson Copy Share
I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man. — Doug Benson Copy Share
Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession, but you have to experience it to figure out if it's right for you. — Doug Benson Copy Share
People come to me with ideas for shows, and I certainly am thinking of stuff all the time. And it's always like, you know,… — Doug Benson Copy Share
There was always, along the way in my career, as more and more I made marijuana a part of my act and my life,… — Doug Benson Copy Share
My parents took me to that I think is just one of those near-perfect comedies is Young Frankenstein. Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks, they're… — Doug Benson Copy Share
