Smoking Quotes

She started smoking poetry.

— Lynn

Less smoking and more reading.

— Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero

Tobacco is the tomb of love.

— Benjamin Disraeli

My first and last…

— Asking Alexander

Smoking weed hahaha LOL

— IMynatot

Smoking cash to my weed

— Anonymous

I smoke goody, no glaucoma.

— Drake

What you smoking

— Kid Ink

There are enough no smoking places now.

— David Hockney

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

— Liza Minnelli

You can quit smoking and lose weight at the same time.

— Mel Robbins

“She blew more smoke toward me, a lazy game of cancer catch.”

— Gillian Flynn

Yeah, well, I finally stopped smoking for good.

— Liam Neeson

There'll be no smoking in the gas chamber.

— Jimi Hendrix

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

— Mark Twain

“Smoking is suicide by instalments.”

— H.M. Forester

A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man.

— A. A. Milne

“Smoking cigarettes is not doing any good to you. It’s just killing you. You don’t wanna die yet. Do you!?”

— Abhishek Kumar

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

— Tug McGraw

Unless I specifically inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette.

— Martin Amis

One would understand a ban on surrogate advertising, but to completely ban [smoking] is ridiculous, a joke taken too far.

— Mahesh Bhatt

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest.

— Charles Lamb

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

— Mignon McLaughlin

In Hollywood you can't even smoke in a bar anymore and yet in the movies they're always showing people smoking. I don't…

— Gerald McRaney

If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather…

— Luis Bunuel

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the…

— Florence King

Not smoking enough will cause lung cancer! If anybody is getting a cancerous activity in the lung, the probabilities are that it's…

— L. Ron Hubbard

Have you been smoking something? Seriously, I think you're a werewolf. This new snarky attitude is a dead giveaway." "And vampires aren't…

— Anonymous

I'm eighty-three and I've been smoking since I was eleven. I'm suing the cigarette company because it promised to kill me and…

— Kurt Vonnegut

If you don't have the smoking gun, then it's pointless to hector interviewees. Because you just shut people up instead of opening…

— David Frost

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: 'Holy Christ,…

— Paul Newman

The-one of the odd things that's going on with smoking these days is that in the '90s, smoking at movies in the…

— Joe Eszterhas

Certainly, if more people were smoking instead of drinking, people don’t get mean on weed, don’t beat up their wives on weed,…

— Susan Sarandon

Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex. Of course, this being a British train, nobody…

— Victoria Wood

In England, it's a rare thing to see a player smoking but, all in all, I prefer that to an alcoholic. The…

— Alex Ferguson

A modern hospital is like Grand Central Station—all noise and hubbub, and is filled with smoking physicians, nurses, orderlies, patients and visitors.…

— Herbert M. Shelton

Our parents had to drive us to the gig, or even go in with us because of the liquor laws. The owners…

— Dexter Romweber

...The ACS raised over $180 million last year through its network of 58 Divisions and 3,000 local Chapters. The Society's major public…

— Michael F. Jacobson

I think it is now widely understood that the so-called "War on Drugs" has largely been a failure. Too many people have…

— Bernie Sanders

“The odor of burning juniper is the sweetest fragrance on the face of the earth, in my honest judgment; I doubt if…

— Edward Abbey