What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I…

I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf.

— Joe Namath

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

— Tug McGraw

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

— Tug McGraw

“I guess when you're happy where you are, the grass don't seem so green on the other side of the fence. Maybe it never…

— Sarah McCoy

She eats grass. Don’t ask.

— Ilona Andrews

Marijuana is a useful catalyst for specific optical and aural aesthetic perceptions. I apprehended the structure of certain pieces of jazz and classical music…

— Allen Ginsberg

Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.

— Kurt Vonnegut

Of course I know how to roll a joint.

— Martha Stewart

In our culture, the Native Americans, when two strangers come together. You know what we do in our culture? We smoke the peace pipe.

— Tatanka

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself

— Jimmy Carter

Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required ages to lay down, if we can get…

— Henry Ford

I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed…

— Kevin Smith

Why do I do it? Because I enjoy its effects. You know, I - why does anybody use any mind-altering substance, you know, because…

— Mark Stepnoski

I don't really care who's doing drugs in the NBA as long as the scene isn't adversely affecting my team and teammates. I've known…

— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

I don't think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.

— Barack Obama