I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never…

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

— Tug McGraw

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become.

— Mary McGrory

If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the…

— Bob Golic

I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.

— Jack Tatum

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.

— Dan Birdwell

If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd…

— Bo Jackson

The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little.

— Prince William

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

— Jerry Rice

We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we're just…

— Bruce Coslet

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.

— Sue Lawley

Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.

— Doug Plank

Let's face it, you have to have a slightly recessive gene that has a little something to do with the brain to go out…

— Tim Green

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

— Tug McGraw

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

— Tug McGraw

“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives…

— Bill Maher