I'd catch a punt naked, in the snow, in Buffalo, for a…

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

— Jerry Rice

Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten…

— Tony Kornheiser

I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.

— Jack Tatum

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.

— Dan Birdwell

If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd…

— Bo Jackson

People say I'll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.

— Craig Heyward

The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little.

— Prince William

We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we're just…

— Bruce Coslet

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.

— Sue Lawley

Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.

— Doug Plank

There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a pain in…

— Dan Devine

Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport.

— Duffy Daugherty

I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop…

— Dave Barry

The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?

— Jim McMahon

I'm a firm believer that all sports will eventually be global. Someday, we may have a quarterback from China named Yao Fling.

— Paul Tagliabue