I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf. — Joe Namath Copy Share Image
If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was… — Bo Jackson Copy Share Image
I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack; with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing. — Deacon Jones Copy Share Image
Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take… — Lynn Swann Copy Share Image
Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over,… — Luke Salisbury Copy Share Image
If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play… — Bob Golic Copy Share Image
Tell Ray to put the eyeliner, the lipstick and the high heels away. I'm not saying he's a cross-dresser, that's just what… — Shannon Sharpe Copy Share Image
We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that,… — Bruce Coslet Copy Share Image
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
Let's face it, you have to have a slightly recessive gene that has a little something to do with the brain to… — Tim Green Copy Share Image
There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the… — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
Football is not a game but a religion, a metaphysical island of fundamental truth in a highly verbalized, disguised society, a throwback… — Arnold J. Mandell Copy Share Image
Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
We're going to start with the injury report, obviously. Manning, Clark, Addai, Reggie Wayne, Freeney, Mathis, Brackett - all those guys will… — Rex Ryan Copy Share Image
I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me -… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the… — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year? — Duane Thomas Copy Share Image
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Not only does he have the NFC East record for touchdowns, but also the team record. — Emmitt Smith Copy Share Image
I'd catch a punt naked, in the snow, in Buffalo, for a chance to play in the NFL. — Steve Henderson Copy Share Image
Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. — Doug Plank Copy Share Image
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. — Dan Birdwell Copy Share Image
Rapport? You mean like, You'll run as fast as you can, and I'll throw it as far as I can? — Jeff Kemp Copy Share Image
I'm a firm believer that all sports will eventually be global. Someday, we may have a quarterback from China named Yao Fling. — Paul Tagliabue Copy Share Image
I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's. — Alex Karras Copy Share Image
The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it? — Jim McMahon Copy Share Image
