Smoking Quotes · Page 20

“To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.”

— Mark Twain

Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.

— Luis Bunuel

Yesterday when we were getting high, you were invited. You woulda liked it.

— Drake

The only thing worse for smoking than drinking is quitting drinking. Because then it's the only thing you can do.

— Jay McInerney

My dad had emphysema and both of my parents had chronic bronchitis and ended up with cancers - all smoking related.

— Loni Anderson

Acting for me is not a bad habit like smoking that I must make an effort to quit. I love acting; I…

— Joan Chen

''I need it all the time, don't know what else to say It's always on my mind, that's why every day I'm…

— Wiz Khalifa

You know, I'm worried about Szymborska. I wish she would stop smoking.

— Wislawa Szymborska

This was in '79. I got pretty restless there, sitting around with a lot of people sitting around smoking cigarettes and talking…

— Renny Harlin

In school, I couldn't see any sense to reading, writing, and arithmetic. Sure, they kicked me out, but for trifles, like continual…

— Lee Marvin

What deity in the realms of dementia, what rabid god decocted out of the smoking lobes of hydrophobia could have devised a…

— Cormac McCarthy

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking…

— Demetri Martin

There's no doubt in my mind that Bill Clinton will stop smoking cigars, will never smoke them again, as a result of…

— Joe Eszterhas

Whether it is 'Pyar Ke Side Effects,' 'Mithya,' 'Khosla Ka Ghosla,' 'No smoking,' all my films have been different from regular Bollywood…

— Ranvir Shorey

He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes…

— Anonymous

Everybody smokes! Models, actresses, everyone! Don't they realize that it's gross? I understand it's an addiction, but it still pains me to…

— Kirsten Dunst

I enjoyed being at Jurassic Park, with Jeff Goldblum and Sir Richard Attenborough. It's funny, because Steven Spielberg would actually operate the…

— Samuel L. Jackson

The knocking out of a pipe can be made almost as important as the smoking of it, especially if there are nervous…

— Robert Benchley

Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car…

— Robert Breault

He lit a cigarette and handed it to me. I inhaled. Coughed. Wheezed. Gasped for breath. Coughed again. Considered vomiting. Grabbed the…

— John Green

Like, shopping, in a way, has the same dynamic as smoking. Because what happens in shopping is, you're bored, you're frustrated, you…

— Susan Shapiro

I want to get to a point in my career where I can be a role model. A good one. I want…

— Chad Michael Murray

Everyone is sinning, so it's no longer rebellious to sin. You're just a conformist if you're drunk; and naked; driving around in…

— Mark Driscoll

I think at a certain point we a little bit forgot that it was a pot show. I think I said something…

— Deborah Kaplan

We're kind of like the smoking section in high school. We're immature, keep to ourselves.

— Matt Stone

You've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss.

— David Letterman

I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders.

— Dave Attell

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might…

— Richard Carleton

Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.

— King James I

There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.

— Harold Robbins

I started smoking cigarettes there's nothing else to do I guess.

— Miranda Lambert

I've got my dad's height and smoking habit. But I think I've got my mum's looks and sensibilities.

— Max Irons

Nickel for my thoughts, dimes in my bed. Quarters of the kush shape the lines in my head.

— Drake

I do not condone smoking while pregnant or smoking - it's a dirty filthy habit.

— Kerry Katona

I miss smoking (two to four packs a day) but I don't miss the crackle in my lungs when I breathed.

— Eden Robinson

The process of quitting smoking doesn't end with the last cigarette. It's not quitting itself, the real key is staying quit

— Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm dead annoyed that I'm finding it so difficult to stop. But I am getting there [on kicking smoking habit]

— Kerry Katona

I think it's easy to stop smoking; it's just hard not to commit a felony after you stop.

— David Foster Wallace

“Whenever you think about smoking you must see it as a lifetime’s chain of filth, disease, fear, misery and slavery.”

— Allen Carr

If quitting smoking seems hard right now, it is exactly what you should start doing

— Eleanor Roosevelt