Smoking Quotes · Page 18

I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic.

— Stan Bowles

When someone says to me, Ugh, you smoke. I reply, Ugh, you're ugly. I can quit smoking.

— Winston Churchill

You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late.

— Loni Anderson

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

— George Carlin

Smoking decreases blood circulation to the tissues of the back.à

— Mazher (@mazher50

Often addiction after addiction is the price one pays. If they can't give their own life praise...

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

Well, I decided to stop. And I did. I stopped smoking, and I stopped speed at the same time.

— Larry Hagman

I don't know what's more embarrassing in this country, that Michael Phelps fell from the graces for smoking marijuana or that you…

— Daniel Tosh

“The wreath of cigarette smoke which curls about the head of the growing lad holds his brain in an iron grip which…

— Hudson Maxim

I began my addiction when I was 12 years old. By the time 40, 45 years later, when it, you know, it…

— Joe Eszterhas

Smoking kills you, but life kills you, and if you don't want to die, go into a freezer when you are born…

— Marjane Satrapi

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be…

— Charlie Sheen

I've got the FA Cup tattooed on my leg and the Leeds United emblem, too. On my back, I've got, 'It's been…

— Vinnie Jones

If you'd asked me at 30 where I'd be during the Masters when I was 46, I'd have pictured myself on a…

— Jack Nicklaus

I have no inhibitions about smoking or drinking, but I think too much of my voice to place it in jeopardy. I…

— Jeanette MacDonald

I'm used to going into the studio and smoking and drinking until three in the morning. But I can't drink as much…

— Pink

“I used to be fine in my loneliness but something or someone snapped me out of it and showed me company. What…

— Charlotte Eriksson

One of the reasons I sing so much about smoking or drinking isn't about the addiction, but more so that I'm trying…

— Hank Williams III

I know a girl who has become a really enthusiastic Christian. I remember meeting her several years ago. She lived in a…

— Mark Dever

Love and intimacy are at the roots of what makes us sick and what makes us well, what causes sadness and what…

— Dean Ornish

Across from me at the next row of supports Jim raised his hand and touched his fingers to his thumb a few…

— Ilona Andrews

This attempt to ban smoking is an example of social engineering on a vast scale. Such massive intervention in the private lives…

— Charles Orville Whitley

Walking and talking are two very great pleasures, but it is a mistake to combine them. Our own noise blots out the…

— Anonymous

“It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy night. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.”

— Jarod Kintz

McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.

— Robert Downey, Jr

Dont hate the smokers, live your life & dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. Remember that.

— IndraneeL

Smoking cigarettes and writing something nasty on the wall, teacher sends you to the Principal's office down the hall.

— Stevie Wonder

It's a horribly mismanaged company-probably a lot of pot smoking going on there.

— Peter Thiel

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.

— Joan Collins

Saying sulfates do not cause acid rain is the same as saying that smoking does not cause lung cancer.

— Andrew L. Lewis Jr

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

— Chris Rock

Hello we on another level, what what you smoking, I'm smoking hydro

— Kersa

When friends started smoking at 16 or drinking at 18, I made myself not follow. No lads' holidays, all that stuff.

— George Groves

I have always had the same New Year resolutions: To stop smoking, to start wearing a bra, and to stop shopping.

— Cameron Diaz

This is a message 4 all those who DON'T DRINK OR SMOKE! One day your old friends will die n u will…

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Act like a Princess. Look like Barbie. Smoke like Marley. Party like Ke$ha.

— Anonymous

That one friend who always pockets the lighter, yeah thats me. thumbs up if you do this or know someone who does

— Kiara Leigh

On the set of Besharam I had to refrain from smoking, out of respect for my parents

— Ranbir Kapoor

Italian hospitals are great. The doctor smoking in the emergency room will sign any prescription you ask for.

— Derrick Williams